1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:04,669 [Fanfare] 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:12,782 ¶ ¶ 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,780 [rousing marching band music] 4 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:24,063 ¶ ¶ 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:32,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 6 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:38,232 [dixieland jazz] 7 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,232 [Trombone solo] 8 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:44,865 ¶ ¶ 9 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,872 [trumpet solo] 10 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:56,145 ¶ ¶ 11 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:17,335 - hey, counselor, you're a pisces, right? 12 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,048 - Right. 13 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,765 - Okay, then you got to watch your step today 14 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,814 on account of the moon being in Virgo 15 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,710 and squared with Jupiter. 16 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,711 See, it says right here. 17 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,883 "Pisces be careful of vital decisions today." 18 00:02:28,883 --> 00:02:31,453 - Okay, melody, I'll try and be careful. 19 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:34,392 - It--it also says, "this is a good time to take stock 20 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,318 of your worldly possessions." 21 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,723 - Yeah? 22 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,785 Okay, uh, one saxophone, 23 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,693 one suitcase, one set of law books, 24 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,855 2 bucks and 28 cents cash. 25 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:46,274 Oh, by the way, does it say anything in there 26 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,767 about our back pay? 27 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,738 - Oh, look, as soon as I sell the bus, 28 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:52,167 I'll pay every man every dime I owe him. 29 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,513 - I know you will, melody. 30 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,208 All I'm saying is, uh, 31 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,840 we're not exactly collegians anymore. 32 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,176 The years are piling up, and, uh... 33 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:02,482 What's to show for it? 34 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,753 - We'll get something on radio. 35 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,722 That's the big thing today--radio. 36 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,750 I've got connections in Chicago. 37 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,786 - Yeah. 38 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,391 You know something, melody? 39 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,363 The first honest job somebody offers me, 40 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,831 I'm gonna take it. 41 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,299 - What do you mean, "honest job"? 42 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,458 - I mean, it's time I got off this merry-go-round 43 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,826 and put down roots somewhere. 44 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,015 - Roots. 45 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,200 Every time you start studying that lawyer course, 46 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,967 you start putting roots down again. 47 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:31,435 [Band continues playing] 48 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:39,515 ¶ ¶ 49 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,464 [cheering] 50 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,367 - Hey, what are we stopping here for? 51 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,806 - All right, boys, take ten. 52 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,341 We got to get to Chicago before dark. 53 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,476 - What's the big hurry? 54 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,610 - We haven't got a taillight. 55 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,245 Come on, everybody out. 56 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,580 [Overlapping chatter] 57 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,889 - [Chuckling] Ah. 58 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,494 Oh, look, natives. 59 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,176 You got any beads? 60 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,860 - Well, I got, uh, exactly 20 cents. 61 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,496 - Come on, I'll buy you a soda. 62 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,871 Oh, goody, a phosphate shop. 63 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,335 - [Inhales deeply] 64 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,810 Mmm, fresh air. 65 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,578 - Who needs it? 66 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,653 - What a great little town. 67 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,292 - Are you kidding? 68 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,847 - Hey, melody, look... 69 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:48,845 An electric. 70 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,886 - Very quaint. 71 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,961 - I haven't seen one of those in years. 72 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,900 [Boys shouting] 73 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,001 - Is that clear, Ralph? 74 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,866 - Aunt Hetty, we're trying to be a bank, 75 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,835 not a charitable institution. 76 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,913 We can't refuse to foreclose a mortgage 77 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,882 simply because Mrs. Todd is a good Christian woman. 78 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:15,882 - But she is. 79 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,483 Give her two more months, Ralph. 80 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,045 - Yes, aunt Hetty. 81 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:22,894 - And stop biting your fingernails. 82 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,390 - Yes, aunt Hetty. 83 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:26,962 - Let's go, babe! Let's go! 84 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,590 - Aunt Hetty! You forgot your purse. 85 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,456 - I always do it, don't I? 86 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,955 Forget my purse and upset Ralph. 87 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:33,966 - [Laughs] 88 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,627 [Horn honks] 89 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:38,436 [Engine puttering] 90 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,669 [Horn honks] 91 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,983 - Oh! 92 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,577 - I got it! 93 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,979 - Oh! 94 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,650 Would you mind? 95 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,451 You're standing on my foot. 96 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:55,123 - Oh, oh, I'm sorry. - Oh! 97 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,722 - Come on! They're coming in! 98 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:58,715 - Don't run home! 99 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,886 - Out! Out! 100 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,634 - They ought to stop playing ball in the street. 101 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:03,999 Are you all right, dear? - Yes. 102 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,397 - Are you sure, miss downey? 103 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,599 - Oh, yes, I'm fine. Thank you. 104 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,630 - They ought to have better sense. 105 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,374 - They most certainly ought to. 106 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,639 - I'm awfully sorry. 107 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,970 Uh, maybe you better not walk on that. 108 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,635 It might be sprained or something. 109 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,043 - No, it's only bruised a little. 110 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,135 - It really must have hurt. 111 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,606 I weigh 196 minus shoes. 112 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,514 By the way, if you should want to sue, 113 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,616 my name is Lem siddons. 114 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,447 Maybe I'd better carry you. 115 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,522 - No, I think not. Thank you, Mr. siddons. 116 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,651 - You're welcome, miss downey. 117 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:32,755 - Vida, what happened? 118 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,690 [Overlapping chatter] 119 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:39,726 [Air hissing] 120 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,511 - I'm telling you-- [Trumpet blares] 121 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,040 Give me that trumpet. 122 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,744 Don't you realize those instruments 123 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,676 cost a lot of money? 124 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,710 Now, come on. 125 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,715 [Air hissing] 126 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,417 Get away from those tires! 127 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,489 Now, look, you small-time roughnecks, 128 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,447 I'm gonna take the lot of you and dust you good. 129 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,756 - All of us, mister? - Yes, all of you. 130 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,488 [Overlapping shouting] 131 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:09,995 - Okay, guys, we give up. 132 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,457 Melody, we're gonna have to use 133 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,695 a little, uh, psychology around here. 134 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,999 - What kind of psychology? - [Chuckles] 135 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,772 Go buy yourself some licorice whips, huh? 136 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,770 Here's two bits. 137 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,741 [Boys shouting] 138 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,040 Two-bit psychology, melody-- 139 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,212 a very generous gesture 140 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,640 for a man in my financial condition. 141 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,705 - It wasn't wasted. - Hmm? 142 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:37,723 - Hey, Lem? 143 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,724 Lem, come on. Let's go. 144 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:41,725 Boys, would you hang that up on the, uh, bracket up there? 145 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:44,498 Hey, Lem, look. 146 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:47,628 "You know, melody," he says, 147 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,004 "the first honest job someone offers me, 148 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,643 I'm gonna take." 149 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,139 Selling candy to kids-- what could be more honest? 150 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,812 You want roots? 151 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,040 A place like this, 152 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,705 you could grow yourself down to China. 153 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,714 All right, Charlie, let's get moving. 154 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,216 Now, now, boys, we got a long trip, 155 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,818 a long trip-- settle down, settle down. 156 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,761 What are you doing, Lem? 157 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,702 Lem. Lem! 158 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,744 I think I know what you're doing, and you can't do it. 159 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,139 Lem, honest jobs aren't for musicians. 160 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,771 - Melody, uh, give me my law book. 161 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:31,136 - Look, look, Lem, I was only kidding. 162 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,544 I was only kidding. 163 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,606 You can't live in a hick town like this. 164 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,175 - Melody, it's been a real pleasure working with you. 165 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,254 Take off, Charlie. 166 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:45,159 - Lem, the moon is in Virgo and squared with Jupiter! 167 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,858 - Okay, melody, I'll remember that! 168 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,290 So long! 169 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,195 - So long, Lem! Good luck! 170 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,184 [Door opens, bell jingling] 171 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,208 - Thanks, mister! 172 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,253 - Okay, fellas. - Thank you. 173 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,657 - You bet. 174 00:09:08,664 --> 00:09:10,084 - You got two pieces, and I only got one. 175 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,783 [Overlapping chatter] 176 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,286 - All right. 177 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,829 [Bell jingling] 178 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:26,826 How do you do, sir? 179 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,939 [Bell jingles] 180 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,339 My name's Lem siddons. 181 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,870 I'm out of Chicago, lakeside high, 182 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,135 and the United States army. 183 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,033 Since then, for eight years, 184 00:09:38,027 --> 00:09:39,907 I've been blowing a saxophone and studying law on the side. 185 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,883 Now I've decided I'd like to settle down someplace, 186 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,853 and, uh, well, I think this is it. 187 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,822 I could be a crackerjack salesman, 188 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,791 or I could sweep the place out. 189 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,786 - You can work up to salesman later. 190 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,826 - Thank you. 191 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,661 - How about money? 192 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,696 - Oh, you name it, sir. 193 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,741 - $25 and a free go at the candy counter. 194 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,297 - You've got a deal, mister, uh... 195 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,365 - Uh, Hughes. 196 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,843 - Okay, Mr. Hughes, I'm your boy. 197 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,882 - All right. Stand right there. 198 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,707 Come on, Arthur. 199 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,784 - Well, I guess that takes care 200 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,852 of the moon and Virgo squared with Jupiter. 201 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,724 - Four, five, six bananas... 202 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:28,164 And, uh, two licorice whips. 203 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,731 - Thanks a lot. - Thanks, Lem. 204 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,800 Don't forget, you're in the ball game at lunch, Lem. 205 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,218 - I'll be there, hoodoo. 206 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,626 - Hi, Mrs. seibert. - Hello, boys. 207 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,765 - Good morning, Hetty. - Good morning, John. 208 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,940 - Good morning, Mrs. seibert. 209 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,268 - Oh, good morning... Lemuel? 210 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,273 - That's right. 211 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,914 - Oh. Isn't that remarkable? 212 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,809 I remembered his name. 213 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,181 Are you getting settled in hickory, lemuel? 214 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,910 - Oh, he's found Artie's pool parlor 215 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,776 and has joined the methodist church. 216 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,715 - Fine... 217 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:54,249 About the church, I mean. 218 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,794 But don't drink any of Artie's bootlegged whiskey. 219 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,760 - [Chuckles] Never touch the stuff, Mrs. seibert. 220 00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,889 - Good. 221 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,293 Now, what did I come in here for? 222 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,295 I know I'm in here for some reason. 223 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,897 - Maybe I can help you, Mrs. seibert. 224 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,729 Uh, was it something in notions? 225 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,934 We're having a special on assorted buttons and needles. 226 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,396 - Well, it wasn't notions, 227 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,235 but I'll take half a dozen packets. 228 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,440 - Fine. 229 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,681 Uh, was it something in yard goods? 230 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:17,837 - No. 231 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,814 - Thread maybe? -Mm-mm. 232 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,913 - Mrs. seibert, maybe you came in for a dress pattern. 233 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,825 It's the latest thing. 234 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,753 It, uh, puts milady in style for any social function. 235 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,322 - That's it. 236 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,690 - Oh, good. 237 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,219 - Social function. 238 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,793 John, the most terrible thing's happened to me. 239 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,063 They've elected me president of the civic club. 240 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,702 Now, where is it? 241 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,897 - What, the civic club? 242 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,928 - No! No. Here it is. 243 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,344 John, will you post this in a conspicuous place? 244 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,737 It's a notice of our Friday meeting 245 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,770 in the school auditorium. 246 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,344 - Why, certainly, Hetty. 247 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,742 - I'm sure I'll be a perfectly terrible president. 248 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,775 They only elected me because I have a lot of money. 249 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,481 I'll expect you both at the meeting. 250 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,753 - Oh, why, Hetty, we wouldn't miss it. 251 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,492 - Well, I would, if I weren't president. 252 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,818 - Oh, Mrs. seibert, uh, do you still want these things? 253 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,124 - Oh, yes, thank you. 254 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,424 And will you charge it to my account? 255 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,206 - Yes, I will. 256 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:09,990 - Now, where was I to go from here? 257 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,456 - Uh, the bank? 258 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,425 The butcher's? 259 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,132 The grocer? 260 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,833 - Never mind. I'll find out when I get there. 261 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:16,936 Good-bye, John. 262 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:17,937 Good-bye... 263 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:18,968 - Lemuel. 264 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:19,972 - Lemuel. 265 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,873 - Good-bye, Mrs. seibert. 266 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,376 [Bell jingles] 267 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,408 She, uh, is a little forgetful, isn't she? 268 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,845 - About some things, yes. 269 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,851 Put that in a conspicuous spot, will you, Lem? 270 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,794 I'll be in the office. - Okay. 271 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,289 "Civic club meeting, high school-- 272 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,461 come and bring a friend." 273 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,870 9-3-4, please. 274 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,973 I'd like to speak to miss downey, please. 275 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:59,505 [Line trilling] 276 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:00,883 - Miss downey speaking. 277 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,951 - Miss downey, this is, uh, Lem siddons. 278 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,879 I'm calling you from across the street. 279 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,115 Hi. 280 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,394 - Mr. siddons, if you're calling in reference to your statement, 281 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,520 the bookkeeper-- 282 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:12,885 - no, I'm calling in reference to you. 283 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,163 Uh, can you see this? 284 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,862 - Mr. siddons, I am terribly busy at the moment. 285 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,425 - I-I know you can't read it from there, 286 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,073 but, uh, well, it says there's gonna be big doings 287 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,039 at the civic club on Friday night 288 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,568 and, uh, to come and bring a friend. 289 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,543 - I'm sorry, Mr. siddons. I-- 290 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,912 - looks like it's gonna be a pretty exciting night. 291 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,981 Mayor plummer's gonna talk about the sewer problem, 292 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,509 uh, look into the future. 293 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,304 - Mr. siddons! 294 00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:38,094 - And there's gonna be a group discussion 295 00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:39,884 on our youth today, followed by refreshments. 296 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:40,916 Do you think maybe you could make it? 297 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,371 - Mr. siddons! 298 00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:45,823 I suppose the antics of our small town amuse you. 299 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:46,826 - Oh, now, I was only kidding. I-- 300 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,487 - we must seem terribly crude 301 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,595 to one who has traveled so widely. 302 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,927 - Anything wrong, miss downey? 303 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,202 - Oh, no. 304 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,570 - Look, miss downey, I'm crazy about this town. 305 00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:59,869 Mr. Hastings, I was talking to miss downey. 306 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,973 Mr. Hastings! 307 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,205 - Yes, Mr. siddons? 308 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,040 - I was talking to miss downey. 309 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,605 - I'm sorry. 310 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,883 No personal calls during banking hours. 311 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:09,952 - Now-- 312 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,595 - now, if you will permit me, 313 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,435 fellow civic clubbers, 314 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,940 I will conclude my very small remarks 315 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:40,653 with a line from that immortal English poet-- 316 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,077 a... 317 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,122 A thing of beauty 318 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,648 is a joy forever. 319 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,924 [Applause] 320 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,187 - Thank you, Cora Anderson, 321 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,096 for that splendid talk on... 322 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,069 Oh, dear, what was your subject, Cora? 323 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,527 [Laughter] - The town square. 324 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,935 - Oh, the town square, of course. 325 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,509 Uh, were you for it or against it? 326 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,138 - I wanted to plant peonies. 327 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,684 - Oh, well, bless you, dear. 328 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,209 Go right ahead and do it. 329 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,924 [Laughter] 330 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,147 And now... 331 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:22,991 And now a word about our youth from the chair. 332 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,685 The chair-- that must be me. 333 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,234 Well, I warned you I'd be a perfectly terrible president. 334 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,561 [Applause] 335 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:37,036 Well, a word about our youth, 336 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,637 especially boys. 337 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,938 Frankly, I think boys are splendid. 338 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,643 Granted, they steal a few apples 339 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,575 and play ball in the town square, 340 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,151 spill a few garbage pails, and... 341 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,692 Put tin cans on cats, 342 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,718 which isn't very nice. 343 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,723 But perhaps the fault lies with us. 344 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,726 Perhaps we could buy them a playing field 345 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,729 or something constructive. 346 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,503 Well, I can't think of anything else. 347 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,243 I think Mr. hi plummer, our mayor, 348 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,339 should conduct the balance of this meeting. 349 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,982 [Applause] 350 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:26,145 - Well, there isn't very much to conduct, folks. 351 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,622 I think our boys should be kept off the streets, 352 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,862 but how? 353 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,087 I'd like to hear some suggestions. 354 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,164 - Uh, Mr. mayor? 355 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,763 I have a suggestion. 356 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,025 Mr. mayor, I'm new here in town, 357 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,634 so, uh, maybe I shouldn't even speak up, 358 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,765 but, uh, well, it seems to me 359 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,741 that the solution to this problem 360 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,170 would be to have some sort of organized activity 361 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,135 for the boys, like, uh... 362 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,354 Well, like the, uh, boy scouts. 363 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,107 Well, good evening, miss downey, 364 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,346 Mr. Hastings. 365 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,020 - I was going to suggest that very thing. 366 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,620 - Newer. - Look. 367 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,791 - Well, that idea comes up every year, Lem, 368 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,660 but nothing ever seems to come of it. 369 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,128 - Well, then I think 370 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,787 you ought make something come of it. 371 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,125 - There's always one trouble. 372 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,801 Nobody ever wants to be scoutmaster. 373 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,670 - You could do that, Ralph. 374 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,968 - No, no, I'm too busy, vida. 375 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,269 - It wouldn't take very much of your time. 376 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,671 - Absolutely not. 377 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,672 - I thank you for your suggestion, Lem, 378 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,114 but I'm afraid that's one job that will go a-begging. 379 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,380 - Well, Mr. mayor, uh... 380 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,379 I might have to take the job myself. 381 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,381 [Crowd gasping positively] 382 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,823 - Are you volunteering? - I guess I am. 383 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,289 [Applause] 384 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,160 - Come up here, young man. I want to shake your hand. 385 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,757 - Hup, two, three, four. 386 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,696 Hup, two, three, four. 387 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:49,731 Hup, two, three, four. 388 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,796 [Applause] 389 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:52,835 ...three, four. 390 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,609 Hup, two, three, four. 391 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,337 Hup, two, three, four. 392 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,242 Hup, two, three, four. 393 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,844 Hup, two, three, four. 394 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,606 Eyes right. Salute. 395 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,714 Two, three, four. 396 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,315 Hup, two, three, four. 397 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,848 Right, march! 398 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,723 Hup, two-- no, wait, wait, fellas. 399 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,322 Hoodoo! 400 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,825 Where you going? 401 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,227 - But you said to the right. 402 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,758 - Well, you-- you turned left, hoodoo. 403 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,633 [Applause] 404 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,731 Forward march. 405 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,732 Hup, two, three, four. 406 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,474 Hup, two, three, four. 407 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,200 Hup, two, three, four. 408 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,865 Hup, two, three, four. 409 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,813 Hup, two, three, four. 410 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:29,838 Hup, two, three... 411 00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,343 Now right march. 412 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,105 Hup, two, three, four. 413 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,884 - What you trying to do with them poor kids, Lem? 414 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,752 - Just keeping them out of the pool halls, Artie. 415 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,680 Hup, two, three, four. 416 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,886 [Overlapping chatter] 417 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,831 - That a boy. 418 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,199 - Sic 'em, Dutch. 419 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,905 [Dog barking] 420 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,913 [Boys shouting] 421 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,789 - All right, come on, guys, back in line. 422 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,785 [Rock thumps] 423 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,160 - Hey, what's the matter? Are you wise or something? 424 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,331 - Go ahead, beefy, mobilize him. 425 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,459 - Yeah! 426 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,204 [Boys shouting] 427 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,799 - Beefy! 428 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,870 Never mind the mobilizing. 429 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,168 Get back in line. Come on. 430 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,900 All of you. 431 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,775 - This is private property, mister. 432 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,510 Stay off. 433 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,245 I'm warning you, mister. 434 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,820 - Look, son-- 435 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,518 - [irish accent] What's going on here, huh? 436 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,486 - Hello, ed. 437 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,230 - I know you, don't I, yeah? 438 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,829 Yeah. You're Lem-- Lem siddons 439 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,231 from Artie's place, right? 440 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,373 - That's right. - Yeah. 441 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,838 Well, what--what seems to be the trouble here? 442 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:05,967 - Oh, no trouble, ed. 443 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,512 We're, uh, starting a scout troop. 444 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,338 I thought maybe your boy would like to join up. 445 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,343 - Sure, whitey. 446 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,844 You go along with them, huh? 447 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,245 - I don't go picking daisies with a bunch of mama's boys. 448 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,578 - Oh, now, how often have I told you not to-- 449 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,324 - that's all right, ed. 450 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,520 Maybe some other time. 451 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,363 All right, fellas, let's get back in line now. 452 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,458 [Boys grumbling] - Come on. 453 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,359 Come on, all right. 454 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,862 Forward march. 455 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,833 - Whitey? 456 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,803 When will you ever stop being a roughneck, huh? 457 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,411 [Sighs] 458 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,282 - Take a nap, pa. You'll feel better. 459 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,623 - Yes, I guess I will. 460 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,017 - Look out, look out. 461 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,955 Come on, stop it. 462 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,937 [Bottle shatters] 463 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,506 - "The scoutmaster's job is to train his boys 464 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,905 "to run their own troop. 465 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,416 "The scoutmaster's job 466 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,048 is to help boys grow toward responsibility." 467 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,493 - Lem? 468 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,917 - "The scoutmaster leads by example." 469 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:33,462 - Lem? - Huh? 470 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,359 [Chuckles] And sometimes he's wise enough to follow. 471 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,532 Come on, hoodoo. 472 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:41,401 [Whistle blows] 473 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,531 [Boys complaining] 474 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,936 Come on, guys. 475 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,608 Anybody want to go home? 476 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,067 All: No. 477 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,635 - Anybody want to march anymore? 478 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,413 All: No. 479 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,382 - Okay, we'll take a one-minute break. 480 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,650 All: One minute? 481 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,078 [Complaining] 482 00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,594 - Now, about this manual I thought I was reading to you. 483 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,687 In the front part is the, uh, serious stuff, 484 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,090 and in the back is the fun and games. 485 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,361 You've got a lot to learn, 486 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,430 but believe me, I've got to learn as much as you do. 487 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,899 - We'll help you, Lem. 488 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,627 - Oh, sure. Sure. 489 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,122 - Thanks, hoodoo. 490 00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:15,596 Guys, why don't we try to make this 491 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,701 a scout troop the whole town will be proud of, huh? 492 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,704 - Aw, they'll never make it, Lem. 493 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,705 [All arguing] 494 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,667 - Well, we can at least take a stab at it, huh? 495 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,325 Now, when we start off again, 496 00:22:24,326 --> 00:22:25,976 why don't we see if we can't sort of shape up, huh? 497 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,348 - What do you mean by shape up? 498 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,706 - Well, when we march, we march in time, 499 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,675 move together, you know how they do. 500 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,983 - Oh, yeah. - I see. 501 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,624 - One thing that'll help maybe, 502 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,449 in this book, they suggest that, uh, 503 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,645 we get some sort of a marching song. 504 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,086 - Yeah! A marching song! 505 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:39,461 - Old MacDonald had a farm. 506 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,489 - Ten little Indians. 507 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,793 - You're in the army now. 508 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,094 - What about the dying cowboy? 509 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:44,956 - Aw, what kind of a marching song is that? 510 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,064 - It's a funeral march. 511 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,845 [All laughing] 512 00:22:47,849 --> 00:22:49,629 - Well, maybe we'll think of something as we go along, huh? 513 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,595 Okay, the minute's up. On your feet, fellas. 514 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,104 [Boys groaning] Let's get in line. 515 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:55,066 Like I said, let's try to shape up. 516 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,744 Okay, get on the packs. 517 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:59,483 Get in line, fellas. Snap it up, now. 518 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,549 - Get in line! 519 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,448 - Hoodoo, what are you doing? 520 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,020 - Hey, look out. 521 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:08,588 - Okay, now, here we go! 522 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,148 Forward march! 523 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,686 Two, three, four. 524 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,621 Hup, two, three, four. 525 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:17,026 Hup, two, three, four. 526 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,929 All right, guys, lift those feet up. 527 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,561 Come on, lift them up. 528 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,026 Pick them up, put them down. 529 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,504 Pick them up, put them down. 530 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,644 Yeah. 531 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,408 ¶ Pick them up, put them down ¶ 532 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,167 ¶ and follow me ¶ 533 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,705 hey, guys, I got a marching song for us. 534 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,681 ¶ Follow me, boys ¶ 535 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,609 ¶ follow me ¶ 536 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,175 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 537 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,653 ¶ and follow me ¶ 538 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,651 - hey, that's pretty good! 539 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,652 - That's good. - Sing it, Lem. 540 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,054 - Well, it's something our old outfit 541 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,955 used to sing over in France. 542 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,657 We made it up about this sergeant we had, 543 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,059 sergeant Riley. 544 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,690 Ha! He was always hollering, "follow me." 545 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,525 - Well, then sing it, Lem. 546 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,431 - Let's see now. 547 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,533 How'd the verse go? 548 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:59,795 ¶ Sergeant Riley said there's a fight to win ¶ 549 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,666 ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 550 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:04,564 ¶ follow me ¶ 551 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,450 ¶ and it won't be done till we all pitch in ¶ 552 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,007 ¶ lift your chin with a grin ¶ 553 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,045 ¶ and follow me ¶ 554 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,449 now the chorus. 555 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,181 All: ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 556 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:14,816 ¶ follow me ¶ 557 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,021 ¶ when you think you're really beat ¶ 558 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,823 ¶ that's the time to lift your feet ¶ 559 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,125 ¶ and follow me, boys ¶ 560 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,057 ¶ follow me ¶ 561 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,662 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 562 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:25,804 ¶ and follow me ¶ 563 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,798 pick them up! 564 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,799 Put them down! 565 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,030 Pick them up! 566 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,995 ¶ It's a long, long climb ¶ 567 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,743 ¶ but we got the will ¶ 568 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,708 ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 569 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,737 ¶ follow me ¶ 570 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,682 ¶ when we reach the top ¶ 571 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,808 ¶ then it's all downhill ¶ 572 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,583 ¶ till you drop, don't stop ¶ 573 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,652 ¶ and follow me ¶ 574 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,650 ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 575 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,652 ¶ follow me ¶ 576 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,594 ¶ when you think you're really beat ¶ 577 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,220 ¶ that's the time to lift your feet ¶ 578 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,525 ¶ and follow me, boys ¶ - come on, beefy! 579 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,187 All: ¶ follow me ¶ 580 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,525 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ [Goat bleats] 581 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,731 ¶ And fol-low ¶ 582 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,673 ¶ me ¶ 583 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,739 - hup, two, three, four! 584 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,738 Hup, two, three, four! 585 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,740 Hup, two, three, four! 586 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,782 We're doing pretty good for three weeks, huh, Lem? 587 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,257 - We sure are, hoodoo. 588 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:14,741 Just about the whole troop can count up to four. 589 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,147 - Sure can. 590 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,778 Hup, two, three, four. 591 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:18,783 [Car horn honks] 592 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,434 Car's coming, Lem. 593 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:22,085 Hey, you guys, there's a car coming! 594 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,218 [Horn honking] 595 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:27,163 [Boys complaining] 596 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:30,789 - Ralph! That was uncalled for. 597 00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:32,796 - This is a road for motor vehicles, 598 00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,228 not a marching trail. 599 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,303 - Just because he's the vice President of the bank! 600 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:38,642 - I'd like to give him a good turn. 601 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,168 - All right, knock it off, fellas. 602 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,772 Knock it off. Forget it, now, will you? 603 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:43,644 Now, let's see, uh, 604 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,743 according to this gadget, we've hiked about two Miles. 605 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,775 How about the, uh, tracking game now, huh? 606 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,480 All: Yeah! 607 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,181 - I ain't gonna be the raccoon again. 608 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:53,623 Last time, them guys tried to step on my tail. 609 00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:54,749 - Oh, yeah? But it's your turn. 610 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,324 - Yeah! It's your turn! 611 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:57,792 - Look, I'll be the raccoon this time. 612 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,220 You fellas be the hound dogs, huh? 613 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,785 [All howling] Wait a minute. 614 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,793 Now, the hound dogs count up to 50 615 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:03,855 to give the raccoon a start, okay? 616 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,233 - [Quickly] One, two, three, four-- 617 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,131 - now, wait a minute, hoodoo, slow, slow. 618 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,573 One...Two...Three... 619 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:10,729 I'll see you later, fellas. 620 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,766 - Five, six, seven, eight, 621 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,313 nine, ten, 622 00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:16,708 11, 12... 623 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:20,209 All: 13, 14, 15, 16, 17... 624 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,137 - Hi. 625 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,708 - [Gasps] 626 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,107 Oh, hello. 627 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,238 - Say, you haven't seen 628 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:51,882 my boy scout troop around, have you? 629 00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,277 They're supposed to be tracking a raccoon. 630 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,679 I'm the raccoon. 631 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,200 - [Laughs] 632 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,718 - Well, what seems to be the trouble here? 633 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,777 - I don't know. I guess it's my fault. 634 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,085 I wanted to go on a picnic, 635 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,386 and the car doesn't like picnics. 636 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,118 - Oh. 637 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,863 - Mr. Hastings just went to get a tow truck. 638 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:08,960 - Well, I could try to fix it for you, 639 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,361 but, uh, I'd gum it up. 640 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:12,364 - Really? 641 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:13,725 - Yeah, I'm all thumbs. 642 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,703 - I've never met a man who admitted 643 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:16,831 he couldn't fix an automobile. 644 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:18,336 - Well, that's me. [Laughs] 645 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,867 Hey, you know, it's kind of a hot day 646 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,062 to be a raccoon. 647 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,236 You don't mind if I just stay here 648 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:23,641 and wait for the hounds, do you? 649 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:24,913 - Oh, no, of course not. 650 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:26,740 Uh, as a matter of fact-- 651 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,206 - miss downey, you, uh, 652 00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:29,683 have a little smudge on your nose there. 653 00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:31,946 - Oh. 654 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,186 As a matter of fact, I wanted to tell you 655 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,721 how pleased I was that you mentioned 656 00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,686 the boy scouts at the civic club meeting. 657 00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:43,855 - Oh! 658 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,733 - I was going to suggest the same thing. 659 00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:47,201 - Were you really? - Yes. 660 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:48,429 - Well, isn't that remarkable? 661 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:50,874 Well, why don't we sit down and discuss it? 662 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:52,240 Now, uh-- oh, I'm sorry. 663 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:53,438 Would you care for a drink? 664 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,739 - No, I'm not thirsty. 665 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:55,940 - Well, now, about the scouts. 666 00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:59,341 The way I look at it-- [Boys howling] 667 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,875 - What does that sound like to you? 668 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,781 - Like a raccoon is about to be treed. 669 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:04,783 - Yeah. 670 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,824 [All howling] 671 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,789 Okay, okay, okay! 672 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,018 I'm treed! I'm treed! 673 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,722 Okay, guys, you got me! 674 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:12,924 I'm treed! I'm treed! 675 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,215 [Laughing] 676 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,886 - What do we do now, Lem? 677 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:19,825 - Oh. Well, uh... 678 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,832 We're going to do what all good scouts do-- 679 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,434 lend a helping hand. 680 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:26,396 Miss downey, would you get in the car, please? 681 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:27,435 Troop one will show you 682 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,470 how scouts do a good turn daily. 683 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,475 Now, you bigger fellas get behind the car, 684 00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:33,477 and you other fellas get on each side, okay? 685 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,409 Miss downey, just slide back of the wheel, huh? 686 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:41,022 [Overlapping chatter] 687 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:51,762 - Aren't you tired? 688 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:52,964 - Practically dead. 689 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,465 Got just about enough strength left 690 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,897 to ask you to go to the movies with me tonight. 691 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,502 - Oh, I'm sorry, Mr.-- 692 00:28:58,504 --> 00:28:59,804 - feel free to call me Lem, huh? 693 00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:00,865 - Mr. siddons-- 694 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,073 - I'm named after my Uncle lemuel, 695 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,874 who never amounted to anything. 696 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,106 - I'm busy tonight, Mr. siddons. 697 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:06,511 - Oh. You know the first thing 698 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,852 I noticed about you, miss downey? 699 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:08,977 Your eyes--blue eyes. 700 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,111 That means honesty. 701 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,816 - I really am sorry. 702 00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:12,947 - Now, honestly, wouldn't you rather see 703 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,422 Ronald Coleman and Carole lombard 704 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,050 in the soul-searching drama of--hey! 705 00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:17,855 Hey, wait! Look out, guys! 706 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,987 Put on-- put on the brake! 707 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:22,092 - Oh! I'm sorry! 708 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,894 The hill was on me before I knew it. 709 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:25,796 - Oh, that's all right. I didn't see it, either. 710 00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:27,868 Fellas, pile on, and we'll coast down the hill, huh? 711 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:29,477 - Aw, neat. 712 00:29:29,484 --> 00:29:31,104 - Miss downey, uh, put on your emergency brake. 713 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,443 Move over and let me drive. 714 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,869 I'll, uh, put it in gear. 715 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,544 Maybe we can start the motor. 716 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,142 Everybody in? 717 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:39,484 All: Yeah! 718 00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:41,008 - Okay, now, hang on! 719 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:43,853 [Boys shouting] 720 00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:49,924 [Car backfires] 721 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:52,392 [Boys shouting] 722 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:58,832 [Horn honking] 723 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:01,931 - [Coughing] 724 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,813 Thank you for almost running me down. 725 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,413 - Well, we were just doing our good turn. 726 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:16,584 We got your motor going. 727 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:18,182 - All right, out of there, all of you. 728 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,054 This car wasn't built to hold every hoodlum in town. 729 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,452 - Ralph! 730 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,153 - That's all right, miss downey. 731 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,185 All right, you, uh, hoodlums, pile out of there. 732 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:26,861 We've got a hike to finish. Come on. 733 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:27,929 - Aw, we'd rather ride. 734 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,457 - Oh, Mr. Hastings, 735 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:33,401 from now on, I'm the only one who calls them that, right? 736 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:34,899 Where's the can-- oh, thanks. 737 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,900 All right, now line up by twos. 738 00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:41,413 - Come on. - Let's go. 739 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,007 - Frankie, you get them started. 740 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:45,178 - Hup, two, three, four. 741 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,077 All: Hup, two, three, four. 742 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,479 Hup! Pick them up, put them down. 743 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:50,581 Pick them up. 744 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:51,883 ¶ Follow me, boys ¶ 745 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,854 - that was unnecessarily rude, Ralph. 746 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,353 - Get in the car, vida. 747 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,854 - They were just trying to help with the car. 748 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,086 - Vida, will you please get in the car? 749 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:02,631 - ¶ Follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 750 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:04,458 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 751 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:05,503 ¶ and follow me ¶ - Mr. siddons! 752 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:06,627 - Vida! 753 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:08,632 - Mr. siddons! - ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 754 00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:10,174 Mr. siddons! - Vida, come back here! 755 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:12,569 - ¶ When you think you're really beat ¶ 756 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:14,571 ¶ that's the time to lift your feet ¶ 757 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:15,913 ¶ and follow me, boys ¶ 758 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:16,908 - vida. 759 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,439 - ¶ Follow me ¶ 760 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,514 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 761 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,082 ¶ and follow me ¶ 762 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,876 [horn honks] 763 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,915 - Lovely movie. 764 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,220 - Yes. 765 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,221 Hello, Mr. Lee. 766 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,023 Yes, I'm glad she finally realized 767 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:35,185 that, uh, money isn't everything. 768 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:36,664 - Well, when a girl has Ronald Coleman, 769 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:37,662 she doesn't need money. 770 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:38,963 - [Laughs] 771 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,264 Oh, uh, would you like a soda 772 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:41,666 or a banana split or something? 773 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,097 - I don't think so. 774 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,602 - You sure? - Sure. 775 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,973 - Well... 776 00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:48,972 [Horn honks] 777 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,579 Tell me. Was he sore? 778 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:54,909 - Ronald Coleman? 779 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:57,114 - No, Mr. Hastings, Ralph. 780 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:59,016 I mean, because you broke your date with him 781 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,478 and went to the movies with me. 782 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,246 - You're a somewhat blunt fellow, aren't you? 783 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,254 - Well, when I want to know something, I ask. 784 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,016 - Well, we like more reserve here in hickory. 785 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,026 - [Chuckles] Okay, so he got sore. 786 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,988 Vida... 787 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,556 What are you doing tomorrow night? 788 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,264 - Well, Lem, I-- - and Monday night? 789 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,666 - Lem. - And Tuesday night? 790 00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:16,668 - Oh, Lem. - And-- 791 00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:18,039 [dog barking] 792 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,967 [Whining] 793 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,513 Uh, wait a minute. 794 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:32,015 [Dog whining] 795 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,204 [Dog barking] 796 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,205 [Whining] 797 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,737 - Beat it, Dutch! 798 00:32:58,043 --> 00:32:59,583 - Are you hurt? 799 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,928 - No, I'm all right. 800 00:33:00,929 --> 00:33:02,279 - Well, then get up on your feet. 801 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:03,311 - [Groans] 802 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,575 - He is hurt, Lem. 803 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,023 - The ankle, huh? - It's okay. 804 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,719 - Vida, get me a first-aid kit 805 00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:10,121 out of the scout section, will you? 806 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:11,662 Come over here and sit down, 807 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:12,757 so I can take a look at that ankle. 808 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,058 - I'm all right, I tell you! 809 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:15,229 - Come over here and sit down. 810 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,557 - Ooh! 811 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,674 [Dog whines] 812 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,640 - "Over the shoe and tie firmly, 813 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,268 "because once you take the shoe off, 814 00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:31,113 you can't get it back on with the swelling." 815 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,740 - Well, that makes sense, huh? 816 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,183 All right, now try to walk on it. 817 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,303 Does that feel better? 818 00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:54,797 - Yeah, it's okay. 819 00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:08,608 That's a pretty good trick. 820 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:11,114 - Yeah, there are a lot of good tricks in here. 821 00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:14,246 - Aw, I don't go for that scout stuff. 822 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,053 - Well, you better get going. 823 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:19,787 - Get going? 824 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:22,762 - Yeah. 825 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:24,331 And put some cold towels on that ankle 826 00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:27,299 when you get home. 827 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:29,069 - Okay. 828 00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:35,605 Come on, Dutch. 829 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,667 - Uh, why don't we just leave this? 830 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,176 I'll come in early in the morning 831 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:41,708 and clean it up. 832 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,183 - Think you should have done that? 833 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:45,082 Let him go, I mean. 834 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,454 - I don't know. 835 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,687 - He was stealing, you know? 836 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:54,219 - Yeah. 837 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:57,686 You know, I was just like that when I was his age, 838 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,656 sore at the world, picking fights, 839 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,395 trying to act tough. 840 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:03,871 But then, uh... 841 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:06,699 Well, there was this fella, he was a young lawyer, 842 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,235 sort of took me under his wing. 843 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,310 I guess he felt sorry for this kid 844 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:11,879 who was trying to lick half of South Chicago 845 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,707 and couldn't. 846 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:14,782 Anyway, he, uh... 847 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,450 He finally straightened me out, 848 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,818 got me thinking right. 849 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:21,717 If it hadn't been for him, I, uh... 850 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,220 I'd have ended up in some kind of serious trouble for sure. 851 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,363 I guess it's about that time 852 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:29,828 I got the idea I wanted to be a lawyer someday. 853 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,657 No, I don't think turning whitey in 854 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,895 would help anything. 855 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:37,731 You just got to take a chance. 856 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:47,844 Well, we'd better go, huh? 857 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:51,852 - Lem? 858 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:20,208 - Now, beefy and quong. 859 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:22,412 - That's for your second-class cooking test? 860 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:24,514 - Beefy, uh, could you indentify 861 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,846 that interesting object? 862 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,191 - Well, it started out as eight biscuits, Lem, 863 00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:29,817 but it ended up one. 864 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:30,891 - Oh. 865 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,489 - Do we pass? 866 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:35,331 - I, uh, think you better try again, fellas. 867 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:36,957 Why don't you start out with one? 868 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:39,462 Maybe it'll end up eight. 869 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:40,834 [Hammer tapping] 870 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,302 How you coming, Dave? 871 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:43,871 - Well, not finished yet. 872 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,769 - Carrick bend, huh? Good. 873 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,841 - When we get finished, can we take her out? 874 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:49,769 - Of course we can't take her out. 875 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:50,765 The patch isn't dry. 876 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:52,806 - What would happen? 877 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,831 - She'd sink. 878 00:36:54,829 --> 00:36:56,849 - That wouldn't help for a canoe merit badge, would it? 879 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:59,578 - Hoodoo, one thing I got to give you credit for. 880 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:00,975 You think quick. 881 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,986 - Yeah, I know. 882 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:06,288 [Truck rumbling] 883 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,961 - Hey, look who's here. 884 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,430 What do you suppose miss downey's here for? 885 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,566 - Lem. 886 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,910 - Like I said, hoodoo, you think quick. 887 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:27,077 - Hi. 888 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,278 - I was, uh, invited out here 889 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,880 to see scouting in action, remember? 890 00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:32,551 - Well, you can see Lem in action later. 891 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:33,621 And you're just in time 892 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:34,819 for the second-class cooking test. 893 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,420 - I thought I might be. 894 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,291 You know, ever since you invited me out here, 895 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,360 I got to thinking about those poor boys out here, 896 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,889 eating their own cooking. 897 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,293 I got so emotional, I went home 898 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:44,995 and fried up six chickens, 899 00:37:44,997 --> 00:37:46,497 made four pounds of potato salad. 900 00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:47,898 - Uh, vida? 901 00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,899 - I even iced a three-layer chocolate cake. 902 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,541 - Vida, maybe I gave you a bum steer, 903 00:37:52,537 --> 00:37:53,897 but the boys are taking tests 904 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:54,895 so that when they get in the woods, 905 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:56,366 they'll be self-reliant. 906 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,865 - Well, they'll be twice as self-reliant 907 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,336 on full stomachs. 908 00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:00,813 - [Chuckles] I... I appreciate your interest 909 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,512 in scout stomachs, but, uh, 910 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:06,324 I think you better take the chicken back to the truck. 911 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:07,478 - Is that an order? 912 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,586 - No, it's just a suggestion. 913 00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:11,888 - In other words, you forbid me? 914 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,620 - No, I don't forbid you exactly. 915 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,025 - Good. - Now, wait a minute. 916 00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,528 - All right, I, uh... 917 00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:19,429 I forbid you. 918 00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:21,901 - Well, now you sound like Ralph Hastings. 919 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:22,900 - Oh, now... 920 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,671 - Anyone eat fried chicken? 921 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,540 - Fred chicken? Yeah! 922 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:28,408 - Vida, what do you think you're doing? 923 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:29,867 - I'm feeding hungry boys. 924 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,535 - Well, that's exactly what you're not doing. 925 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,413 - Chicken! - Now, wait a minute, fellas! 926 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:34,682 Wait a minute! Wait a minute, now! 927 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,610 Put that chicken back. 928 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,414 I'm sorry, but no chicken. 929 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:39,416 One of the reasons you're out here is to learn how to cook, 930 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,878 and you have to eat what you cooked. 931 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,486 [Boys groan] - You second-class candidates 932 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:44,047 get back to your fires. 933 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,615 You pup-tent guys get back to your pup tents. 934 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,324 Everybody get back to whatever you're doing. 935 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:48,556 Now, go on. Hurry up. 936 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,630 - Oh, man! 937 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:53,658 [Boys complaining] 938 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,095 - No chicken! 939 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:03,712 - That was a lovely exhibition. 940 00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:05,629 - Now, vida, listen-- 941 00:39:05,627 --> 00:39:07,537 - a 100% domineering, "I forbid you, 942 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,106 let's keep them in their places," 943 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,684 male performance. - Male nothing. 944 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,722 - You're all alike, every last one of you-- 945 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,918 puffed up, lords of the universe, 946 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,590 egotistical know-it-alls. 947 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:17,988 And I thought you were different! 948 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,659 - Different? Vida, all I did 949 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,388 was ask you to get rid of the chicken. 950 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:22,663 - No, you didn't. 951 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:26,631 You said, "I forbid you." 952 00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:29,071 - Vida, where you going? 953 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,497 Vida, what are you gonna do? 954 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,673 - I'm obeying military orders. 955 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,512 I'm getting rid of the chicken. 956 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,438 - Oh, not in the lake. Vida-- 957 00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:40,443 - typical egotistical male. 958 00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,675 - Oh, now, don't do that. 959 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:43,711 Vida. 960 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,115 - "I forbid you," he says. 961 00:39:45,117 --> 00:39:47,717 Master of the universe. 962 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:51,451 - No, no, now, not that. 963 00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:52,656 Not in the lake, vida. 964 00:39:52,657 --> 00:39:54,657 No, no, vida, don't do it. 965 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,759 - Are you forbidding me again? 966 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:59,632 - Well...No, no. 967 00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:00,761 - Good. 968 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,970 - Vida. 969 00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,771 Vida, will you listen to me, please? 970 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,774 - Will you kindly get out of my way? 971 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:12,006 - No, I want to talk to you. 972 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,480 [Pots clatter] - Oh! 973 00:40:13,478 --> 00:40:14,778 Vida, wait. 974 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,510 Where are you going? 975 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:18,646 - Anywhere where you're not! 976 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:21,050 - Uh, fellas, get back to your cooking. 977 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:24,692 Vida, will you cut out this nonsense? 978 00:40:24,689 --> 00:40:26,159 Now where you going? 979 00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:28,558 - I'm trying to avoid you, and this seems to be 980 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,790 the only logical way to do it. 981 00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:34,055 - Well, if that's logical, I'll go with you. 982 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:36,625 Vida, you've got to listen to me. 983 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,145 I'm sorry you got upset 984 00:40:38,152 --> 00:40:39,672 about my not giving the boys the chicken, but-- 985 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,171 - I'm not upset. 986 00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:42,623 Who's upset? 987 00:40:42,618 --> 00:40:44,058 - Well, if you'd just said something, 988 00:40:44,063 --> 00:40:45,513 I mean, if you told me you were bringing it, I... 989 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,510 - Leo, do you think the patch is dry yet? 990 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:48,752 - Will you stop paddling and listen? 991 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,207 - Uh-uh. 992 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:51,475 - What do we do? 993 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:52,723 - If you'd only said something. 994 00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:53,777 - Watch, I guess. 995 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,585 - That's the whole idea. 996 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,687 When they get out in the woods, they're supposed to know-- 997 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:58,689 hey! - [Gasps] 998 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,690 - Hey, we sprung a leak! 999 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,092 - Aah! 1000 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:04,493 - I thought the boys we're gonna patch this! 1001 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,596 - Aah! 1002 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,227 - Um... 1003 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:10,732 - Aah. - Uh... 1004 00:41:10,735 --> 00:41:12,835 - Aah! Aah! 1005 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,756 [Gasps] 1006 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,700 [Chuckling] 1007 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,827 - [Laughing] 1008 00:41:47,806 --> 00:41:51,266 [Laughing] 1009 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,676 - Oh! Oh! 1010 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,778 Oh! I surrender! 1011 00:41:56,781 --> 00:41:57,881 Oh! 1012 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:05,262 [Cheering] 1013 00:42:10,795 --> 00:42:12,295 - Hold it! 1014 00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:34,576 [Door opens and closes] 1015 00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:40,190 - Ah, everything's out of the car. 1016 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,761 - [Laughing] 1017 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:44,161 - What's so funny? 1018 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:47,202 - Oh, this silly picture. 1019 00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:50,728 - You never looked lovelier. 1020 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,335 - Um, Lem? 1021 00:42:52,337 --> 00:42:54,137 - Okay, we've got work to do. 1022 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:55,669 Uh, what's next? 1023 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:57,814 - Well, let's get these empty suitcases out of here. 1024 00:42:57,809 --> 00:42:59,339 - Where you want them, under the bed? 1025 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:02,714 - No. In the hall closet, I guess. 1026 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:06,816 - Boy. Here, let me do that. 1027 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:10,348 - No, it's okay, just set them down. 1028 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,745 - Well, I'll find someplace 1029 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,616 for this stuff of mine in the morning. 1030 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,355 - Oh, I've already got a place. 1031 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,960 - Oh? - Right in here. 1032 00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:20,133 - I thought that was supposed to be the sewing room. 1033 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,361 - Gonna be your study. 1034 00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:23,266 I'm gonna fix it up. 1035 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:24,868 You're going to have to build some shelves 1036 00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:26,339 for all those law books. 1037 00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:27,518 - Vi? 1038 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:28,712 - And I think we should splurge 1039 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:30,667 and get you a really nice desk. 1040 00:43:30,675 --> 00:43:32,235 - Vi, I guess I forgot to tell you. 1041 00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:34,783 They're, uh, having the bar exams next week. 1042 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:35,779 - Really? 1043 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,750 - Yeah, but I'm, uh... 1044 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:39,749 I'm not going to take it. 1045 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:40,981 - Oh. 1046 00:43:40,985 --> 00:43:42,215 - It's just that I'm not ready for it. 1047 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,720 I haven't looked at one of these books in months. 1048 00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:46,723 I've been so busy with the scouts and the store 1049 00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:49,725 and, uh, other things. 1050 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:51,158 - Meaning me. 1051 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:53,302 - Yeah. 1052 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:54,958 Meaning you. 1053 00:43:59,371 --> 00:44:01,801 Next year the troop will be organized, 1054 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,406 and they can get somebody else to take over. 1055 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,409 Next year, I promise, I'll... 1056 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:07,881 I'll really settle down to business. 1057 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,179 - Scout's honor? 1058 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,010 - Scout's honor. 1059 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:15,016 [Cornet haltingly playing let me call you sweetheart] 1060 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,190 What is that? 1061 00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:21,317 ¶ ¶ 1062 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:25,256 boys: ¶ let me call you sweetheart ¶ 1063 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:30,933 ¶ I'm in love with you ¶ 1064 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:34,295 ¶ let me hear you whisper ¶ - Lem, a serenade-- 1065 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,335 what a charming thing to do. 1066 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,370 - ¶ That you love me ¶ - pretty awful, isn't it? 1067 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,976 - ¶ Too ¶ 1068 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:45,049 ¶ keep the love light glowing ¶ 1069 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:51,690 ¶ in your eyes so true ¶ 1070 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:56,860 ¶ let me call you sweetheart ¶ 1071 00:44:56,861 --> 00:45:00,801 ¶ I'm in love ¶ 1072 00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:02,869 ¶ with ¶ 1073 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,697 ¶ you ¶ 1074 00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:07,873 [sustaining long off-key note] 1075 00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,042 - Welcome home! 1076 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,940 - Welcome home, Mr. and Mrs. siddons! 1077 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:12,012 - Congratulations. 1078 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:13,280 - Thanks, guys. 1079 00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:15,008 That was very nice. 1080 00:45:15,012 --> 00:45:16,752 - Hey, Lem, can you come out to seibert lake Saturday? 1081 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,918 We got a surprise for you. 1082 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:20,417 - A surprise, huh? 1083 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:22,748 Okay, Leo, I'll see you then. 1084 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:24,254 All: Good night! 1085 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,755 - Congratulations! - Congratulations, Mrs. siddons. 1086 00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:28,727 - Oh, Lem, let's have a dozen kids, 1087 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:29,787 all boys. 1088 00:45:29,794 --> 00:45:32,314 - [Chuckles] 1089 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,833 How about 11 boys and one girl just like you? 1090 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,473 - Hey. Hey, Frankie? - Yeah? 1091 00:45:36,468 --> 00:45:37,828 - Follow me, boys. 1092 00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:40,266 - No, we made too much noise already. 1093 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,901 - Oh, come on, Frankie! 1094 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:43,366 - Well, okay. 1095 00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:45,414 But...Quiet. 1096 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,840 All: ¶ though the journey's end ¶ 1097 00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:50,306 ¶ is beyond our sight ¶ 1098 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,415 ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 1099 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,877 ¶ follow me ¶ 1100 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:57,016 ¶ if we do our best ¶ 1101 00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:59,821 ¶ then we've done all right ¶ 1102 00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:01,864 ¶ pack your load, hit the road ¶ 1103 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:04,530 ¶ and follow me ¶ 1104 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,899 ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 1105 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:09,298 ¶ follow me ¶ 1106 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:11,800 ¶ when you think you're really beat ¶ 1107 00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:13,803 ¶ that's the time to lift your feet ¶ 1108 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:16,135 ¶ and follow me, boys ¶ 1109 00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:17,541 ¶ follow me ¶ 1110 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:20,512 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 1111 00:46:20,512 --> 00:46:22,952 ¶ and follow me ¶ 1112 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:25,377 pick them up, put them down. 1113 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:27,823 Pick them up, put them down. 1114 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:30,419 Pick them up, put them down. 1115 00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:35,988 [Hammers pounding] 1116 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,130 - Here he comes! 1117 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,904 Hey, here comes Lem! 1118 00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:47,404 - So soon? 1119 00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:48,565 But we're not finished yet! 1120 00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:51,443 - I told you! I told you! 1121 00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:53,912 [Boys shouting] 1122 00:46:53,912 --> 00:46:55,582 - Hi, Lem! 1123 00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:56,910 - Hi, Lem! 1124 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,420 - Well, now, what's the surprise? 1125 00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:23,836 - How about that, huh, Lem? 1126 00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:24,972 Surprised? 1127 00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:26,105 - You guys don't mean to tell me 1128 00:47:26,110 --> 00:47:27,580 you built this all by yourselves? 1129 00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:28,949 All: Yeah! 1130 00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:30,507 - Including scrounging the lumber. 1131 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,005 - We didn't even use nails in some places. 1132 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,466 We tied knots. 1133 00:47:33,467 --> 00:47:34,917 - Well, fellas, I don't know what to say, 1134 00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:37,489 except that, uh, well, it's just absolutely amazing. 1135 00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:39,058 - That's just what Mrs. seibert said 1136 00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:40,057 when she saw it. 1137 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:41,558 - Oh, Mrs. seibert saw it, huh? 1138 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:42,629 - Yeah, she gave us permission 1139 00:47:42,627 --> 00:47:44,627 to build on the old foundation. 1140 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:47,099 - Lem, the guys want you to be 1141 00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:49,568 the first one through the front door. 1142 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,247 - Oh. 1143 00:47:51,251 --> 00:47:52,931 - Yeah, only the front-door committee goofed, 1144 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:55,197 and there ain't one up yet. - Just five minutes. 1145 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:58,066 All me and quong's got to do is nail up a couple more 2x4s. 1146 00:47:58,076 --> 00:47:59,206 - That's what you said all week. 1147 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,240 - Look, why don't a couple of us guys 1148 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:03,576 give you and quong a hand just to make sure? 1149 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,181 What size 2x4s you need? 1150 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:07,653 [Overlapping chatter] 1151 00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:10,552 - Hey, Lem, you know anything about a water pump? 1152 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:11,845 - Like what, beefy? 1153 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:13,145 - Well, like how to make it pump water. 1154 00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:14,517 - Oh. 1155 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:16,085 - This one's kind of beat up, 1156 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:17,663 but we got it for free, so we didn't ask any questions. 1157 00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:18,962 - Let's take a look at it. 1158 00:48:18,963 --> 00:48:20,233 - Hey, let's look in the junk pile, 1159 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,631 see what we got. 1160 00:48:21,633 --> 00:48:23,503 - Valve's a little dried out, isn't it? 1161 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:26,601 [Overlapping chatter] 1162 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:31,014 [Wood clattering] 1163 00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:33,679 - Look! For the top of the cabin. 1164 00:48:33,678 --> 00:48:35,008 - Hey, yeah. 1165 00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:37,453 That's pretty good. 1166 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:39,948 [Weather vane clangs] 1167 00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:43,086 - Pretty good shot. 1168 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,517 - It was okay. 1169 00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:47,663 - What are you doing out this way? 1170 00:48:47,659 --> 00:48:50,559 - Just horsing around. 1171 00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:54,531 - How's this one, hoodoo? 1172 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:56,272 - Hey, Frankie, maybe we could use this. 1173 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,667 - Isn't this big enough? 1174 00:48:57,669 --> 00:48:59,669 - Hey, can I use it on top of the cabin? 1175 00:48:59,671 --> 00:49:04,671 - Yeah, put it someplace where you won't lose it. 1176 00:49:04,676 --> 00:49:06,106 - What you guys doing, 1177 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:07,580 building a cabin? 1178 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:09,948 - Yeah, for our troop. 1179 00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:11,708 - Some cabin. 1180 00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:16,146 - Yeah, it's okay. 1181 00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:20,194 - Well, I'll see you guys. 1182 00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:22,631 Come on, Dutch. 1183 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,087 - Hey, whitey. 1184 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:25,185 - Yeah? 1185 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:26,596 - You want to help out? 1186 00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:29,697 We could use someone who knows about plumbing. 1187 00:49:29,701 --> 00:49:32,231 - Well... 1188 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:34,196 I ought to be back in town now. 1189 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:36,105 My old man might need me on a job. 1190 00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:38,207 - No, he won't, not right away. 1191 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:42,979 I saw his truck parked over by Artie's pool parlor. 1192 00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:48,618 - What was that crack? 1193 00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:50,219 - It wasn't any crack. 1194 00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:52,091 - Well, if you can't give us a hand, you can't. 1195 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,760 Come on, you guys. Get on these 2x4s. 1196 00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:55,728 - What do you care where my old man's truck is parked? 1197 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,477 - I don't! 1198 00:49:57,478 --> 00:49:59,228 - Take it easy, whitey. Leo didn't mean anything. 1199 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,130 - That's right. He didn't mean anything. 1200 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:02,572 - You stay out of this, four-eyes! 1201 00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,077 This isn't your business. 1202 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,604 - Hey, no one's called four-eyes around here. 1203 00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:07,203 - Yeah, well, you just get your hands off. 1204 00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:08,765 - Look, if you can't act decent, then beat it. 1205 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:11,213 - I said get your hands off! [Dog barking] 1206 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:12,709 - Come on! Get him! 1207 00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:16,110 [Boys shouting] 1208 00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:19,776 - Hey, watch out for the board! 1209 00:50:19,784 --> 00:50:21,084 - Don't let that dog get you! 1210 00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:22,245 Get that dog away! 1211 00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:23,793 - Go on! Get! 1212 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:27,188 [Boys shouting, dog barking] 1213 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:28,721 - Pull him over! Pull him over! 1214 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:30,656 - Come on! 1215 00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:32,761 - Twist his arm! Twist his arm! 1216 00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:35,304 - All right, that's enough! 1217 00:50:35,299 --> 00:50:37,169 Cut it out now! 1218 00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:43,074 You, uh, fellas getting a little exercise? 1219 00:50:43,074 --> 00:50:44,274 - Yeah, Lem. 1220 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,575 That's all. 1221 00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:48,207 - Okay. 1222 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,712 Well, if you want me to be the first one 1223 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:52,154 through that front door, you better get it up, huh? 1224 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:54,280 - Yeah, okay. Come on, guys. 1225 00:51:09,367 --> 00:51:10,767 - Whitey. 1226 00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:14,143 This yours too? 1227 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:17,737 - You keep it. 1228 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,842 I swiped it off you anyways. 1229 00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:21,384 I never hardly read it. 1230 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,377 - You didn't, huh? 1231 00:51:24,382 --> 00:51:26,782 - It's just full of junk. 1232 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:29,124 - Okay, I'll keep it. 1233 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:32,692 - Come on, Dutch. 1234 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:33,690 - Whitey. 1235 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,691 What's the scout law? 1236 00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,692 - A scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, fr-- 1237 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:42,625 aw, forget it. 1238 00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:44,733 - Whitey, why don't you knock off this tough-guy act? 1239 00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:46,165 The boys all want you. 1240 00:51:46,170 --> 00:51:47,840 All you have to do is come halfway. 1241 00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:50,409 - Yeah, I'll bet. 1242 00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,368 - You got guts enough to find out? 1243 00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:54,436 - Hey, Lem! We're ready! 1244 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:13,198 - Atten-tion! 1245 00:52:13,197 --> 00:52:14,897 One-gun salute! 1246 00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:16,369 Fire! 1247 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:18,167 [Bang] 1248 00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:29,308 - Now, Lem, you're gonna be the first one 1249 00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:30,713 through the front door. 1250 00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:33,315 - Yeah, come on. 1251 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,717 - Look what's inside, man. 1252 00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,819 - All you have to do is give the secret knock, 1253 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:39,761 like this. 1254 00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:41,157 - Okay. 1255 00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,929 [Boards crashing] 1256 00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:44,227 Look out, fellas! 1257 00:52:44,228 --> 00:52:45,528 Get back! 1258 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:46,900 - The whole thing's coming down! 1259 00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:04,806 [Creaking] 1260 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:13,460 [Sign squeaking] 1261 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:24,827 - [Chuckles] 1262 00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:28,565 [Laughing] 1263 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:32,878 [All laughing hysterically] 1264 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:42,851 I guess one of your knots must have slipped, huh? 1265 00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,553 - Yeah. 1266 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,254 - Well, guys, that was a pretty good practice cabin. 1267 00:53:46,257 --> 00:53:47,887 Now what do you say we build a real one, huh? 1268 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,432 All: Yeah! 1269 00:53:49,426 --> 00:53:50,956 - All right, let's clear all that junk out of there. 1270 00:53:50,962 --> 00:53:52,802 Beefy, you take charge of the clean-up squad. 1271 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:53,997 Mickey, go over to the truck 1272 00:53:53,998 --> 00:53:55,998 and get my tools out, will you? 1273 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,840 Whitey, uh, why don't you start working on that pump? 1274 00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:01,998 Get everything out of there 1275 00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:03,806 and take it over to the junk pile, huh? 1276 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,839 Well, I guess, uh, 1277 00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,814 everything's gonna work out all right, Frankie. 1278 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:16,324 [Laughter and shouting] 1279 00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:25,628 - Hey, whitey, how long you gonna be? 1280 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:27,030 - I'll be right out. 1281 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:28,901 She's sewing my first-class badge on. 1282 00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:30,329 - In the meantime, I don't have a horse 1283 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:31,404 for horse and rider. 1284 00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:33,302 - Just a couple of minutes. 1285 00:54:39,844 --> 00:54:41,614 I sure do appreciate this, Mrs. siddons. 1286 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:46,322 You know, next year, I'm going for my merit badges. 1287 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:47,877 First aid, that's going on top. 1288 00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:54,457 Thanks. 1289 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,886 My Uncle sid was a vet, 1290 00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,655 but I'm figuring to be a regular doctor of medicine. 1291 00:55:01,365 --> 00:55:03,465 - [Choked up] I'm sure you'll be a good one, whitey. 1292 00:55:06,037 --> 00:55:08,597 - You feeling okay, Mrs. siddons? 1293 00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:10,936 - Yes, I'm fine. 1294 00:55:16,981 --> 00:55:18,051 - How's it look? 1295 00:55:21,619 --> 00:55:23,019 - Looks just grand. 1296 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,590 - And after first-aid merit badge, 1297 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,459 then I'm going to carpentry. 1298 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:28,988 - See you later, fellas. 1299 00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:31,333 - Hey, Lem! 1300 00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:34,461 Look! 1301 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:36,525 - That's fine, whitey. 1302 00:55:40,604 --> 00:55:42,474 Hi, honey. 1303 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:47,712 - Well, I...Guess the guys are waiting for me. 1304 00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:49,682 - Oh, whitey? 1305 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,780 - Yes, sir? 1306 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:53,881 - Your dad came into the store today. 1307 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,424 I told him I was sorry 1308 00:55:55,419 --> 00:55:56,919 that he, uh, couldn't come to father's night 1309 00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:57,991 out at the cabin. 1310 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:01,558 Whitey? 1311 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:06,084 - Yes, sir? 1312 00:56:06,079 --> 00:56:08,559 - You didn't ask him to come, did you? 1313 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,466 You told me you did and that he couldn't make it, 1314 00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,138 right? 1315 00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,037 Whitey? 1316 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,712 - Yes, sir. 1317 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:26,383 - Okay. Run along, whitey. 1318 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,045 Oh, whitey? 1319 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:34,092 I invited your dad myself. 1320 00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:36,021 He said he'd be there. 1321 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:46,025 - Well... 1322 00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:48,436 - Lem, you shouldn't have done that. 1323 00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:50,639 He doesn't want his father at that meeting. 1324 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,671 - Well, he could have come and told me, couldn't he? 1325 00:56:52,676 --> 00:56:54,536 - No, he couldn't. 1326 00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,055 He's crazy about his father, 1327 00:56:56,062 --> 00:56:57,582 and he's ashamed of him at the same time. 1328 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,051 Everyone knows ed is a drunk. 1329 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,549 [Crying] 1330 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:03,451 - Vi... 1331 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:04,654 Vi, what's wrong? 1332 00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,655 - Well, you just can't expect a little boy 1333 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:09,057 to make a laughingstock out of someone he loves. 1334 00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:10,729 - Honey, I'm not talking about whitey. 1335 00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:12,878 It's you. 1336 00:57:12,879 --> 00:57:15,029 You've been taking things so hard these last few weeks. 1337 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,282 I guess that medicine 1338 00:57:16,283 --> 00:57:17,533 Dr. Ferris gave you for your nerves 1339 00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,695 isn't helping much, huh? 1340 00:57:19,703 --> 00:57:21,603 Did you see him today? 1341 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:25,712 - Yes. 1342 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:28,779 - Well, what did he say? 1343 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:31,749 - It isn't my nerves. 1344 00:57:31,749 --> 00:57:34,479 Never was. 1345 00:57:34,485 --> 00:57:36,645 I just told you that. 1346 00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:39,724 I lied too. 1347 00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:41,593 - Oh? 1348 00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:49,634 - He's been giving me a series of tests. 1349 00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:57,610 I can't have any children... 1350 00:57:57,608 --> 00:57:59,068 Now or ever. 1351 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:04,176 - Is he, uh... 1352 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:05,251 Is he sure? 1353 00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:10,046 - The tests were very thorough. 1354 00:58:16,794 --> 00:58:19,264 - Did he, uh, just tell you today? 1355 00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:21,263 - An hour ago. 1356 00:58:24,535 --> 00:58:26,865 [Crying] I'm so terribly sorry, Lem. 1357 00:58:26,871 --> 00:58:28,201 I'm so sorry. 1358 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:32,765 If I'd known before we were... 1359 00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:34,736 - Honey, you, uh... 1360 00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:36,675 You can just tell Dr. Ferris that he's wrong. 1361 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,850 - Oh, no, Lem, he isn't. 1362 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,278 - Yeah, he's dead wrong. 1363 00:58:39,283 --> 00:58:40,753 [Boys shouting outside] 1364 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,621 - Vida, we can have kids. 1365 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,820 Come here. 1366 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:50,627 We've already got 15 boys. 1367 00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:53,828 That's a pretty good start when you come to think of it. 1368 00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:03,270 [Shouting] 1369 00:59:08,646 --> 00:59:12,916 [Applause and cheering] 1370 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:14,717 - Dead heat-- two minutes on the nose. 1371 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:17,818 That's good, guys. 1372 00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,691 Now, uh, the knot-tying. 1373 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:22,320 I, uh, guess a lot of people have the idea 1374 00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:25,656 that about the only thing scouts do is, uh, tie knots. 1375 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,763 Uh, Leo, uh... 1376 00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:28,855 - Come on, Leo! 1377 00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:30,796 [Boys kidding Leo] 1378 00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:32,771 - I'll, uh--I'll kind of start things off here 1379 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:34,600 by tying a sheepshank. 1380 00:59:34,605 --> 00:59:36,635 Now, a sheepshank is used 1381 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,310 if you want to shorten a piece of rope. 1382 00:59:39,310 --> 00:59:42,740 Now, let's see here, uh... 1383 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:43,746 No, no. 1384 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,877 [Laughter] 1385 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,952 Uh, well, so much for the sheepshank. 1386 00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:52,345 [Laughter] 1387 00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:53,816 You know, I never could tie one of these things 1388 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:55,324 to save my neck. 1389 00:59:55,326 --> 00:59:57,856 We'll just let Leo demonstrate the knots, I guess. 1390 00:59:57,861 --> 00:59:59,361 Go ahead, Leo. 1391 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:00,963 - Slipknot. 1392 01:00:05,636 --> 01:00:06,736 - Hello, Lem. 1393 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,740 - Ed. 1394 01:00:10,741 --> 01:00:13,381 - It's all right. G-go right ahead. 1395 01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,737 I-I, uh... 1396 01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:17,776 Just brought the boys a little ice cream. 1397 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,185 Nothing that kids 1398 01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:31,693 like better than a little ice cream. 1399 01:00:31,695 --> 01:00:33,295 Oh! Oh! 1400 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:35,858 Right, Mr. Lee? 1401 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:36,866 Uh...Uh... 1402 01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,727 Don't let me interrupt, Lem. 1403 01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:42,266 Go--go right ahead. 1404 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:45,712 Right good old scoutmaster, lemmy boy, right? 1405 01:00:45,709 --> 01:00:49,749 - Uh, Leo, you were going to tie a slipknot. 1406 01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:51,227 - Slipknot. 1407 01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,711 - Uh...Uh, hold it. Hold it a second. 1408 01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:54,846 I-I-I think we sprung a little leak here. 1409 01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:56,752 Yeah. Don't-- 1410 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,294 don't you worry, fellas. 1411 01:00:58,288 --> 01:01:01,718 Don't you worry. We got a reliable plumber here. 1412 01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:03,685 Hey, that's--that's kind of joke, isn't it? 1413 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,294 Call for a plumber. 1414 01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:06,895 We've sprung and ice cream leak, huh? 1415 01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,297 Right, huh? Ha ha! 1416 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:10,428 Oh! [Loud thud] 1417 01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:13,904 - Get your hands off him! Let him be! 1418 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:19,876 - I just brought the boys a little ice cream. I... 1419 01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:21,777 - I know, pa. 1420 01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:22,909 Come on. 1421 01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:25,353 - Well, where are we going, whitey? 1422 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,679 Uh, meeting is just starting, ain't it? 1423 01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:28,675 Huh? 1424 01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:30,046 - I know, pa. I know. 1425 01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:35,724 - Frankie, take over, will you? 1426 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:36,786 Uh, keep things going? 1427 01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:38,364 - Sure. 1428 01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:43,029 - Ah, whitey, whitey. 1429 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,403 Your father's a... 1430 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:45,471 Your father's a bum. 1431 01:01:45,469 --> 01:01:48,739 Real, no-good bum. 1432 01:01:48,739 --> 01:01:51,009 Right? 1433 01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:01,477 Right. 1434 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,285 - Forget it, pa. 1435 01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:05,792 - Whitey. 1436 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:08,957 I'll drive you home. 1437 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:10,429 - You leave us alone. 1438 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:12,727 It was your idea, bringing him out to the meeting. 1439 01:02:12,730 --> 01:02:13,500 - I know, whitey. 1440 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:15,257 I'm sorry. I was wrong. 1441 01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:16,425 - All right, all right, you were wrong! 1442 01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,503 I'm wrong! He's wrong! Everybody's wrong! 1443 01:02:18,502 --> 01:02:20,402 - Easy, whitey. Easy. 1444 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:23,274 Respect your elders, remember? 1445 01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:24,873 He's just a little upset. 1446 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:25,865 - Come on, pa. 1447 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:28,276 Let's go home. 1448 01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:29,308 - Good night, Lem. 1449 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:31,053 - Good night, ed. 1450 01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:33,846 I can walk, whitey. 1451 01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:35,781 I can walk real fine. 1452 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:02,883 - I really messed the whole thing up good, didn't I? 1453 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,410 And I thought I knew so much. 1454 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:08,546 - Come to bed, Lem. 1455 01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:10,552 - Well, I'm gonna call the troop committee. 1456 01:03:10,554 --> 01:03:12,524 They can get somebody else. 1457 01:03:12,523 --> 01:03:14,563 Somebody who'll do a better job than I've done. 1458 01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:16,118 - Oh, now, that's nonsense, Lem. 1459 01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:18,426 Every boy in that troop thinks the sun rises with you, 1460 01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:19,858 including whitey. 1461 01:03:19,863 --> 01:03:21,433 - Yeah, well, I'm gonna give the whole thing up, 1462 01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:22,461 get back to my law books. 1463 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,826 - Mrs. siddons! Mrs. siddons! 1464 01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:28,400 Mrs. siddons, there's something the matter with pa! 1465 01:03:28,405 --> 01:03:30,405 He fell on the floor, and he can't get up! 1466 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:31,657 Please, Mrs. siddons, 1467 01:03:31,658 --> 01:03:32,908 I got to use your phone for the doctor! 1468 01:03:32,910 --> 01:03:35,810 - I'll come right down and open the door. 1469 01:04:11,982 --> 01:04:14,122 - We'll wait for the ambulance, 1470 01:04:14,117 --> 01:04:17,187 but I don't think it's gonna do any good. 1471 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,887 All that booze-- 1472 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:22,089 I warned him a year ago about his heart. 1473 01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:23,462 - What about the boy? 1474 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,930 - Now, that's gonna be a problem. 1475 01:04:24,928 --> 01:04:27,428 - We'll take him in with us tonight. 1476 01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:29,131 - Nobody's taking me anyplace! 1477 01:04:29,132 --> 01:04:31,902 Pa's gonna be all right! 1478 01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,542 - [Strained] Whitey. 1479 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:49,887 [Siren wailing] 1480 01:04:49,887 --> 01:04:51,147 - [Crying] 1481 01:04:56,593 --> 01:05:00,063 [Siren slows and stops] 1482 01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:12,539 - Vi? 1483 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:15,282 Why don't we decide right now? 1484 01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:17,179 After all, we've got 16 kids already. 1485 01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:20,620 The only difference is this one would sleep in. 1486 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:22,577 - Are you sure you really want him, Lem? 1487 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:23,946 - I'm sure. 1488 01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:25,154 How about you? 1489 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:26,685 - I'm sure. 1490 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,620 - Okay, then it's all settled. 1491 01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,162 - Will you tell him? 1492 01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:35,604 - Yeah, I'll tell him. 1493 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,100 Hey, uh, coffee for a kid his age? 1494 01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:40,602 - Just for tonight. 1495 01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:48,936 Come have a bite to eat. 1496 01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:50,546 - I'm not hungry. 1497 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:01,694 - Whitey... 1498 01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:06,703 There's something we'd like to talk to you about. 1499 01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:08,627 How would you like to live here with us? 1500 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,202 - I don't want to be any charity case! 1501 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,180 - Whitey. 1502 01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:14,165 - I ain't gonna live here, and you can't make me! 1503 01:06:14,171 --> 01:06:16,241 - Whitey, sit down, hmm? 1504 01:06:16,239 --> 01:06:17,609 - You're just doing your boy scout duty. 1505 01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:19,507 Well, I don't need that kind of stuff. 1506 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:20,929 I can earn my own living. 1507 01:06:20,927 --> 01:06:22,337 I don't need you! I don't need anybody! 1508 01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:23,606 - Whitey, now, you sit down, 1509 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:24,983 or I'm gonna have to clout you one. 1510 01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:26,552 - Oh, Lem, don't talk to him like that. 1511 01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:27,980 - Vi, I'll handle it. - Come on, Dutch! 1512 01:06:27,985 --> 01:06:29,545 - Whitey, now, you listen to me. 1513 01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:32,023 We want you to live here with us. 1514 01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:34,292 No duty, no boy scout stuff. 1515 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,661 We don't have a kid of our own, and we want one. 1516 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,230 Sometimes you're no great shakes, 1517 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,628 but we both love you, whitey, 1518 01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:42,760 and we need you, 1519 01:06:42,766 --> 01:06:45,626 and you need us. 1520 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:48,665 Can you get that through that thick head of yours? 1521 01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:55,106 - We have a room for you, whitey. 1522 01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:56,782 Won't you come look at it? 1523 01:07:35,619 --> 01:07:37,689 - We'll, uh, clear all my stuff out of here 1524 01:07:37,687 --> 01:07:39,817 over the weekend. 1525 01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:42,293 Uh, I'll leave my old saxophone here 1526 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,392 just in case you might want to blow it sometime. 1527 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:47,434 We'll make that part of the deal, huh? 1528 01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:53,695 You'll have to sleep on the couch a night or two 1529 01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:56,243 until we get a bed in here. 1530 01:07:58,075 --> 01:08:00,235 It'll be your room, whitey. 1531 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,083 If you want to be alone, you just shut the door, 1532 01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:04,649 and nobody'll bother you. 1533 01:08:07,317 --> 01:08:09,077 Um... 1534 01:08:09,086 --> 01:08:11,446 I'll go get a pillow and some blankets. 1535 01:08:26,236 --> 01:08:28,696 - Won't you give us a chance, whitey? 1536 01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:57,673 - I wouldn't knock on it too hard. 1537 01:08:57,667 --> 01:09:01,467 The whole thing's liable to come down on you. 1538 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,471 - Does aunt Hetty know about all of this? 1539 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,773 - Oh, yeah, she knows. 1540 01:09:04,774 --> 01:09:06,174 She was out here Sunday. 1541 01:09:06,176 --> 01:09:07,376 As a matter of fact, 1542 01:09:07,377 --> 01:09:09,477 she, uh, wanted to know if it'd be all right 1543 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,749 if she just sat here on the steps 1544 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:12,407 and looked out at the lake for a while. 1545 01:09:12,415 --> 01:09:15,215 - Sometimes I worry about aunt Hetty. 1546 01:09:15,218 --> 01:09:17,348 She has some very peculiar notions 1547 01:09:17,354 --> 01:09:20,864 about this place. 1548 01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:25,157 Lem, do you know how much this lake property is worth? 1549 01:09:25,162 --> 01:09:28,802 - Well, I guess I never, uh, thought of it in terms of money. 1550 01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:32,168 - Properly developed, at least half a million. 1551 01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:33,769 - Half a million, huh? 1552 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:37,240 - At least. 1553 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:40,880 Yes, a valuable piece of property, Lem. 1554 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:43,507 - We'll try to take good care of it for you, Ralph. 1555 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,713 - For me? 1556 01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,945 - I imagine it will be yours someday, won't it? 1557 01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:50,751 - Oh, I imagine it will... 1558 01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:51,824 Someday. 1559 01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:56,363 Well, I'd better be getting back. 1560 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:57,829 By the way, Lem, I, uh... 1561 01:09:57,827 --> 01:09:59,287 I thought you'd be off hiking this morning. 1562 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,826 - I thought I'd leave the hiking to the boys today. 1563 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:03,301 Whitey and a couple of the fellas 1564 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,900 are taking the tenderfoot patrol up the Mountain. 1565 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:05,901 - Whitey? 1566 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,202 - Yeah. 1567 01:10:07,204 --> 01:10:08,974 He just made patrol leader. 1568 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:10,642 - With his background, 1569 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,310 I'd hardly have thought he was the caliber to-- 1570 01:10:12,309 --> 01:10:15,739 - Ralph, whitey is loaded with caliber. 1571 01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:19,575 - Well, I just hope he never disappoints you, Lem. 1572 01:10:25,422 --> 01:10:27,492 - Easy. Easy, now. 1573 01:10:27,490 --> 01:10:28,560 [Grunts] 1574 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,555 - Hurry up, whitey! 1575 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,263 I'm scared! 1576 01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:44,570 - Hold it there! - Hold it! 1577 01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:47,779 - What are you doing? 1578 01:10:47,777 --> 01:10:49,277 - I just kicked some dirt loose. 1579 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:50,879 Now, you're gonna be all right. 1580 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,950 I'm coming after you. 1581 01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:53,949 Just don't panic. 1582 01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:55,380 - Hurry up, whitey. 1583 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:57,985 - I'm coming, Ronnie! I'm coming! 1584 01:10:57,988 --> 01:10:59,018 Let it out easy! 1585 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:00,562 - Let it out easy, hoodoo! 1586 01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:02,017 Nice and easy. 1587 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,455 - Yeah, come on, you guys. 1588 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:04,790 Let it out easy. 1589 01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:06,394 - [Whines] 1590 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:11,873 - Is whitey all right? 1591 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:13,418 - Yeah. 1592 01:11:13,419 --> 01:11:14,969 Boy, if we get that goof-off Ronnie out of there, 1593 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,301 I'm gonna break his neck. 1594 01:11:16,306 --> 01:11:17,466 - Big show-off. 1595 01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:19,514 Had to go waltzing on the edge. 1596 01:11:19,509 --> 01:11:22,379 Whitey told him a dozen times. 1597 01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:23,439 - Easy, hoodoo! 1598 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,606 Let it out easy. 1599 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:25,914 You okay, whitey? 1600 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:28,475 - Yeah! Just a couple of feet more! 1601 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,285 - Just a couple more feet. 1602 01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:35,964 - Okay! Hold it there! 1603 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:36,959 - Hold it! 1604 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,490 - Get back! 1605 01:11:38,495 --> 01:11:40,655 I'm gonna try to swing over! 1606 01:11:40,664 --> 01:11:41,864 - Closer! 1607 01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:43,925 - Get back, ya dope! Give me room! 1608 01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:46,333 Give me room! 1609 01:11:46,336 --> 01:11:47,536 - No! No! 1610 01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:48,867 - No, Ronnie, let go! 1611 01:11:48,872 --> 01:11:50,442 Let go! 1612 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:54,384 [Dog barking] 1613 01:11:56,079 --> 01:11:58,549 [Whitey straining] 1614 01:11:58,548 --> 01:11:59,978 - Come on, whitey. 1615 01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:01,983 [Dog barking] 1616 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,520 Slack off! Slack off! 1617 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:07,462 - Give him slack, quick! 1618 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,033 He made it! 1619 01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:14,627 - [Panting] 1620 01:12:22,339 --> 01:12:24,509 Okay. 1621 01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:27,007 Everything's okay, Ronnie. 1622 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,510 Just let me tie this around your waist. 1623 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,981 - No! 1624 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,979 - Ronnie, get up. 1625 01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:34,581 - I can't! I'm scared! 1626 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:37,124 - Come on, Ronnie! 1627 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,650 Now stand up! 1628 01:12:46,596 --> 01:12:49,596 You're gonna be all right, Ronnie. 1629 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:50,999 You're safe now. 1630 01:12:53,737 --> 01:12:56,037 The guys'll have you up on top in no time, 1631 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:57,509 honest. 1632 01:12:57,507 --> 01:12:59,067 [Dog whines] 1633 01:13:01,945 --> 01:13:03,605 - Okay, guys, get ready to pull him up! 1634 01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:05,953 - Okay, get ready to pull him up. 1635 01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:08,379 - Now just hold on tight, 1636 01:13:08,385 --> 01:13:09,545 don't look down. 1637 01:13:12,422 --> 01:13:14,062 Don't look down! 1638 01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,563 Okay. 1639 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:19,561 Pull him up. 1640 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,132 - Pull, guys! Pull! 1641 01:13:21,131 --> 01:13:22,561 Pull, hoodoo! 1642 01:13:25,135 --> 01:13:26,595 Pull. 1643 01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:31,566 Pull! 1644 01:13:32,609 --> 01:13:34,639 - Come on, you guys! Pull hard! Pull! 1645 01:13:35,612 --> 01:13:37,952 - Pull, guys! Pull! 1646 01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:39,747 - You're gonna be all right, Ronnie! 1647 01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:41,119 Don't look down! 1648 01:13:41,116 --> 01:13:42,476 - As soon as we get him up here, whitey, 1649 01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:44,585 we'll drop the rope for you! 1650 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:45,987 - Yeah. 1651 01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:50,632 You do that. 1652 01:13:52,695 --> 01:13:55,525 - You're quite right, Mrs. Larsen. 1653 01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:58,432 In my opin-- 1654 01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:00,695 exactly, Mrs. Larsen. 1655 01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:03,143 I quite agree with you. 1656 01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,069 We certainly will, Mrs. Larsen. 1657 01:14:05,074 --> 01:14:07,614 We'll get to the bottom of it, 1658 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,660 and, uh... 1659 01:14:09,661 --> 01:14:11,711 I hope that Ronnie feels better today. 1660 01:14:11,714 --> 01:14:13,114 Good-bye. 1661 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,516 Good morning, aunt Hetty. That was Mrs. Larsen. 1662 01:14:15,518 --> 01:14:17,148 I suppose you've heard about Ronnie. 1663 01:14:17,153 --> 01:14:18,523 - Of course I've heard. 1664 01:14:18,521 --> 01:14:20,191 The whole thing's a disgrace. 1665 01:14:20,190 --> 01:14:21,820 The boy wasn't hurt. 1666 01:14:21,825 --> 01:14:23,515 He was just frightened. 1667 01:14:23,526 --> 01:14:24,726 - Aunt Hetty, everyone can hear you. 1668 01:14:24,727 --> 01:14:26,757 - Well, let them. 1669 01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:28,802 It's outrageous the way this town is gossiping. 1670 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:31,168 I don't want to sit down. Aren't you taking me to lunch? 1671 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,097 - Yes, of course, aunt Hetty. 1672 01:14:33,102 --> 01:14:37,102 But I would hardly call it gossip. 1673 01:14:37,106 --> 01:14:39,136 Lem did give the patrol to a boy 1674 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,682 whose record as a delinquent-- 1675 01:14:40,677 --> 01:14:42,607 - well, if it hadn't been for that delinquent 1676 01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:44,682 keeping his head in an emergency 1677 01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:46,051 and risking his own life, 1678 01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:47,779 there might have been real trouble. 1679 01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:49,084 - Yes, aunt Hetty. 1680 01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,585 Where would you like to have lunch? 1681 01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:53,088 - I've decided to eat alone. 1682 01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:55,619 - Aunt Hetty! 1683 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:58,125 - Gossip, that's all anyone ever does-- 1684 01:14:58,127 --> 01:15:00,087 gossip. 1685 01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:12,843 - Here, you better take this. 1686 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,142 - It's your new compass. You crazy? 1687 01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:16,644 - Well, suppose you're somewhere, 1688 01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:18,146 you want to know where it is. 1689 01:15:18,147 --> 01:15:19,647 You'll need it. - Leo. 1690 01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:23,749 - Don't be a dolt. Take it. 1691 01:15:23,753 --> 01:15:26,123 - Okay. 1692 01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:28,122 Thanks, Leo. 1693 01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:29,894 - You'll need a pup tent. 1694 01:15:29,893 --> 01:15:31,563 - Pick mine up out at the cabin. 1695 01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:33,861 - Well, what about money? 1696 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:36,733 - I'll get a job, plumber's helper or something. 1697 01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:38,833 I used to work with pa. 1698 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:55,182 - Whitey. - Yeah? 1699 01:15:55,184 --> 01:15:57,004 - I'd go with you, 1700 01:15:57,002 --> 01:15:58,822 only I got an appointment with the eye doctor Monday. 1701 01:15:58,821 --> 01:16:02,621 - That's okay. 1702 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:05,555 Thanks anyway. 1703 01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:07,802 - I'll go with you, whitey. I got no appointments. 1704 01:16:07,797 --> 01:16:09,797 - Take over the patrol, Leo. 1705 01:16:09,799 --> 01:16:12,269 See these guys shape up, you hear? 1706 01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:23,139 Well, Leo, see you. 1707 01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:25,846 - See you. 1708 01:16:25,848 --> 01:16:27,278 - Hoodoo. 1709 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:28,723 - Yeah. 1710 01:16:28,718 --> 01:16:30,618 - Now don't you go bawling. 1711 01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:32,250 - Bawling? Why would I go bawling? 1712 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:35,185 I'm 13 years old. 1713 01:16:35,191 --> 01:16:37,261 - Yeah. 1714 01:16:45,802 --> 01:16:47,232 - You on the roof okay, whitey? 1715 01:16:47,236 --> 01:16:49,366 - Yeah. 1716 01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:51,272 Here, Dutch. 1717 01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,697 - That you, Lem? 1718 01:17:22,705 --> 01:17:24,705 - Yeah, it's me. 1719 01:17:24,707 --> 01:17:26,867 Oh, hi, fellas. 1720 01:17:26,876 --> 01:17:29,406 Were you up with whitey? 1721 01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:30,882 - Uh... 1722 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,680 - Yeah, Lem. We were up there with him. 1723 01:17:33,683 --> 01:17:35,823 Come on, hoodoo. 1724 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:46,363 - Hi. - Hello. 1725 01:17:48,731 --> 01:17:51,301 - We're having cold supper. Be in ten minutes. 1726 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,700 - Fine. 1727 01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:56,304 - The whole town still talking? 1728 01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:58,905 - No, they've stopped talking. Now they're acting. 1729 01:17:58,908 --> 01:18:00,738 Two ladies came in the store today 1730 01:18:00,743 --> 01:18:02,683 and decided that Mr. Hughes could wait on them 1731 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:04,309 a lot better than I could. 1732 01:18:04,313 --> 01:18:06,353 - Well, this is a small town, Lem. 1733 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:07,949 These gossip storms pass. 1734 01:18:07,950 --> 01:18:09,780 - But what right have they got to stand in corners 1735 01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:11,746 and whisper about that boy? 1736 01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:13,794 Well, I've had enough. 1737 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:16,320 So his old man was a drunk. What's that got to-- 1738 01:18:16,325 --> 01:18:17,855 378, please. 1739 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,730 - This will all blow over, believe me. 1740 01:18:19,729 --> 01:18:21,329 - Vida, I'm not waiting for it to blow over. 1741 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:23,900 I'm calling hi plummer, and I'm going-- 1742 01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:25,430 hello, hi. This is Lem siddons. 1743 01:18:25,435 --> 01:18:26,725 I'm calling to tell you 1744 01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:28,336 there won't be a scout meeting tonight. 1745 01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:30,397 I'm resigning. - Lem, you can't do that. 1746 01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:32,236 - That's what my wife just said, hi. 1747 01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:34,441 But you're both wrong. I can, and I do. 1748 01:18:34,444 --> 01:18:36,244 And you'll have it in writing first thing in the morning. 1749 01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:37,805 - Lem, please don't. 1750 01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:39,854 - I'm sorry, hi. There's nothing to talk over. 1751 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:42,049 I'll see you tomorrow. 1752 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,481 The boy isn't going to take a beating 1753 01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:45,716 from brainless gossip if I can help it. 1754 01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:47,892 I'll be upstairs with whitey. 1755 01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:04,441 [Door opens] 1756 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:10,746 Where do you think you're going? 1757 01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:12,007 - How'd you know I was here? 1758 01:19:12,014 --> 01:19:13,984 - Well, it wasn't hard. 1759 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:15,383 I figured if you were taking off, 1760 01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:16,884 you might want some of your camping stuff. 1761 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:28,399 You were just going to leave 1762 01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:30,827 without a word to vida and me? 1763 01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:36,770 Oh, whitey. 1764 01:19:36,773 --> 01:19:39,113 You want to know something? 1765 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,278 This is just the same kind of bullheaded stunt 1766 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,877 I used to pull when I was a kid-- 1767 01:19:42,879 --> 01:19:44,509 take off, run away. 1768 01:19:44,514 --> 01:19:47,784 Thought that would solve everything. 1769 01:19:47,784 --> 01:19:49,354 I can tell you it never does, whitey. 1770 01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:55,992 You've got responsibilities. 1771 01:19:55,992 --> 01:19:59,562 You've got a couple of people who need you very much. 1772 01:20:03,065 --> 01:20:05,065 This whole thing will blow over. 1773 01:20:05,067 --> 01:20:06,427 I gave them my resignation. 1774 01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:09,795 That's all the town wants, really. 1775 01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:11,566 - You can't quit, Lem. 1776 01:20:11,574 --> 01:20:13,444 - Why not? 1777 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:16,912 - Well, because like you said, it wouldn't solve anything. 1778 01:20:16,913 --> 01:20:18,813 - Well, now just a second. It's different with me. 1779 01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:20,105 - How? 1780 01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:21,976 - Well, it's just different, that's all. 1781 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,454 - Lem, if I got responsibilities, 1782 01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:26,523 believe me, you got worse. 1783 01:20:26,522 --> 01:20:28,522 All the guys depend on you. 1784 01:20:28,524 --> 01:20:31,834 - Look, who's lecturing who around here? 1785 01:20:31,828 --> 01:20:33,888 - Lem, you can't quit! 1786 01:20:33,896 --> 01:20:36,926 There wouldn't even be a scout troop without you. 1787 01:20:36,933 --> 01:20:38,073 - Whitey. 1788 01:20:38,067 --> 01:20:39,567 - You just can't quit, that's all. 1789 01:20:39,569 --> 01:20:41,039 - Now, just take it easy, huh? 1790 01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:42,467 - Please, Lem. 1791 01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:44,471 Please. 1792 01:20:44,473 --> 01:20:47,543 [Car horns honking] 1793 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:08,096 - Hello, Lem. 1794 01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:09,957 - Hello. Who's that? 1795 01:21:09,966 --> 01:21:11,166 - Hi plummer. 1796 01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:12,997 All right, park anywhere you can, folks. 1797 01:21:13,002 --> 01:21:15,972 [Overlapping talking] 1798 01:21:15,972 --> 01:21:17,542 All right, gather round, everybody. 1799 01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:18,640 Gather round. 1800 01:21:18,641 --> 01:21:20,641 - Hi, what is all this? 1801 01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:23,413 - Well, sir, I called in some reinforcements 1802 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,552 to get you to change your mind. 1803 01:21:25,548 --> 01:21:27,508 Boys: Yeah! 1804 01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:29,616 - Well, that's very nice of all of you, 1805 01:21:29,619 --> 01:21:32,449 but, well, I'm afraid you're a little late, hi. 1806 01:21:32,455 --> 01:21:34,045 - Oh, come on, now, Lem. Don't say that. 1807 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:35,916 - Well, you see, whitey and I decided 1808 01:21:35,925 --> 01:21:38,255 just a couple of minutes ago that I'd withdraw 1809 01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:39,631 my resignation. 1810 01:21:39,629 --> 01:21:41,629 [Cheering] 1811 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:46,173 - Told you it was dopey to run away. 1812 01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:47,998 - Yeah. 1813 01:21:48,004 --> 01:21:49,904 - Well, folks, it looks like we came all the way out here 1814 01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:51,466 for nothing. 1815 01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:53,244 - Why, we can't have that. 1816 01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,912 I'll tell you, as long as you're all out here, 1817 01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:56,581 why don't we make this parents' night? 1818 01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:57,899 - Good idea! 1819 01:21:57,896 --> 01:21:59,206 - Frankie, you take everybody inside, 1820 01:21:59,215 --> 01:22:00,545 and we'll start the meeting. 1821 01:22:00,549 --> 01:22:03,179 - Okay, fall in, everybody, and follow me. 1822 01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:05,245 [Excited chatter] 1823 01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:26,673 [Upbeat marching music] 1824 01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:34,946 ¶ ¶ 1825 01:23:04,613 --> 01:23:06,253 - hi, Lem. Time for reveille? 1826 01:23:06,248 --> 01:23:08,118 - Shh. Reveille, tiger? 1827 01:23:08,117 --> 01:23:10,147 They only saw the taps about ten minutes ago. 1828 01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:11,722 - Well, I got to be ready for reveille 1829 01:23:11,721 --> 01:23:13,721 so I can fire the Cannon when they raise the flag. 1830 01:23:13,723 --> 01:23:15,223 That's my job, 6:00. 1831 01:23:15,224 --> 01:23:16,624 - I know, tiger. 1832 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,555 Right now your job is to get some sleep. 1833 01:23:18,561 --> 01:23:19,961 You got to be tired. 1834 01:23:19,962 --> 01:23:21,362 After all, you guys hiked all the way from seibert lake 1835 01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,564 over into Clark county. 1836 01:23:22,565 --> 01:23:23,965 That's almost 12 Miles. 1837 01:23:23,966 --> 01:23:25,366 - And you didn't have to carry me once. 1838 01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:26,768 - No, not once, tiger. 1839 01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:28,599 - Boy, I'll bet I'll be a good soldier, 1840 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:29,674 won't I, Lem? 1841 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,142 Just like your son whitey, 1842 01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:33,240 the one that's in the medical corps. 1843 01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:34,382 - Sure you will, tiger. 1844 01:23:34,377 --> 01:23:36,107 - When I'm old enough to enlist... 1845 01:23:36,112 --> 01:23:37,242 - Well, you're never going to be old enough 1846 01:23:37,246 --> 01:23:38,606 if you don't get some sleep. 1847 01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:39,654 Now, come on, lie down there. 1848 01:23:39,648 --> 01:23:41,548 Good night. - Night, Lem. 1849 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:43,650 - Now close your eyes, huh? 1850 01:23:43,652 --> 01:23:45,052 - They're closed. 1851 01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:46,354 - Well, then go to sleep. 1852 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:48,615 - I'm asleep! I'm asleep! 1853 01:23:48,624 --> 01:23:50,794 - Okay, tiger. Good night. 1854 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,693 See you in the morning. 1855 01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:29,703 - Ah! Oh! 1856 01:24:29,698 --> 01:24:32,598 - Hey, sarge, call the medic! I'm hit! 1857 01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:33,771 - Merv, get off me. 1858 01:24:33,769 --> 01:24:35,639 You're sitting on my hand grenades. 1859 01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:36,798 - Some transportation. 1860 01:24:36,806 --> 01:24:38,836 Wait till my draft board hears about this. 1861 01:24:38,841 --> 01:24:40,611 - Shut up, the lot of you. 1862 01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:42,439 We're in the blue zone. 1863 01:24:42,445 --> 01:24:44,675 - Hey, sergeant, if we're in the blue zone, 1864 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:46,350 that means the games have started already, huh? 1865 01:24:46,348 --> 01:24:49,318 - Games! Oh, goody, we're gonna play games. 1866 01:24:49,318 --> 01:24:50,848 - This ain't no game, soldier. 1867 01:24:50,853 --> 01:24:52,693 This here's a tactical exercise 1868 01:24:52,688 --> 01:24:54,458 to teach dumb squirts like you how to act 1869 01:24:54,457 --> 01:24:56,257 when they meet the enemy. 1870 01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:58,088 We're gonna simulate war. 1871 01:24:58,094 --> 01:25:00,194 - What's simulate? 1872 01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:03,156 - Sort of making out, like with play-acting. 1873 01:25:03,165 --> 01:25:04,355 We make out like we're shooting the enemy 1874 01:25:04,366 --> 01:25:05,626 and getting our heads blown off. 1875 01:25:05,634 --> 01:25:07,974 - With real live ammo? 1876 01:25:07,969 --> 01:25:10,299 - Nah, just blank cartridges and smoke bombs like that. 1877 01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,406 Everything's fake. That right, sarge? 1878 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:15,738 - Like I said, we call it simulating. 1879 01:25:15,744 --> 01:25:17,814 All: Oh! 1880 01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:22,153 - Hey, sarge, I think we just hit a simulated rock. 1881 01:25:29,692 --> 01:25:31,762 - [Whistling] 1882 01:25:40,669 --> 01:25:42,739 [Leaves rustling] 1883 01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:13,403 Hi. 1884 01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:15,502 - Hands behind your neck. - What? 1885 01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:16,944 - Do like he says. You're captured. 1886 01:26:16,939 --> 01:26:19,709 - Captured? - Both hands behind your neck. 1887 01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:21,938 - Oh, now, wait-- - fast! 1888 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:24,444 - Keep them there. 1889 01:26:24,446 --> 01:26:27,546 - Look, if you fellas are at your war games or something, 1890 01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:29,020 you've got the wrong guy. 1891 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,477 I'm not the army. I'm a scoutmaster. 1892 01:26:30,486 --> 01:26:31,446 My troop's right over there. 1893 01:26:31,453 --> 01:26:33,553 - Behind your neck. 1894 01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:34,856 - So you're a scoutmaster, huh? 1895 01:26:34,857 --> 01:26:36,187 - That's right. 1896 01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:37,582 If you don't believe me, 1897 01:26:37,576 --> 01:26:38,956 just look over in that hollow over there. 1898 01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:41,261 We've got a scout camp right over there. 1899 01:26:41,263 --> 01:26:42,563 - Don't worry about that, pal. 1900 01:26:42,565 --> 01:26:43,795 The artillery will take care of them. 1901 01:26:43,799 --> 01:26:45,619 - Boy scouts. 1902 01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:47,427 - Oh, boy scouts. Now that is a real Lulu. 1903 01:26:47,436 --> 01:26:49,466 - I don't know who you fellas think I am. 1904 01:26:49,471 --> 01:26:50,971 - We don't think. 1905 01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,913 That's for officers. 1906 01:26:52,907 --> 01:26:54,837 - Well, I'll tell you anyway. My name is Lem siddons and-- 1907 01:26:54,843 --> 01:26:56,943 - all you have to say is your name, rank, and serial number. 1908 01:26:56,946 --> 01:26:58,906 - I told you my name. 1909 01:26:58,914 --> 01:27:00,584 - Corporal, you want me to knock him in the head? 1910 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:03,483 - No. All spies go to interrogation. 1911 01:27:03,485 --> 01:27:05,135 - Oh, I'm no spy. 1912 01:27:05,142 --> 01:27:06,802 - Hey, what about your field glasses? 1913 01:27:06,799 --> 01:27:08,459 - We just use those for-- for bird-watching. 1914 01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:10,517 - Ha! Bird-watching. - Yes. 1915 01:27:10,526 --> 01:27:13,426 - Wait till interrogation gets ahold of this one. 1916 01:27:13,429 --> 01:27:15,229 All right, move out. - Move out where? 1917 01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:17,361 - Move! - Come on! 1918 01:27:41,523 --> 01:27:42,893 - Ten-hut! 1919 01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:44,391 - Good morning, lieutenant. 1920 01:27:44,392 --> 01:27:45,892 - Oh, lieutenant, am I glad to see you, sir. 1921 01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:48,934 - Speak when you're spoken to, prisoner. 1922 01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:52,431 All right, speak. 1923 01:27:52,434 --> 01:27:54,404 - Lieutenant, my name is Lem siddons. 1924 01:27:54,403 --> 01:27:55,943 I'm a civilian, and this whole thing 1925 01:27:55,938 --> 01:27:57,438 is one big cockeyed mistake. 1926 01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:58,569 - Where was he taken? 1927 01:27:58,574 --> 01:28:00,444 - Behind our lines, sir. 1928 01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,312 - Lieutenant, I can explain this whole thing very simply. 1929 01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:04,381 I was down at the creek, and I was starting to shave-- 1930 01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:06,310 - we removed these from the prisoner 1931 01:28:06,315 --> 01:28:09,045 when we searched him, sir-- compass, signaling device. 1932 01:28:09,051 --> 01:28:10,651 - Signal-- that's my shaving mirror. 1933 01:28:10,653 --> 01:28:12,053 - Tactical map. 1934 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:13,494 - That's a topographical map. 1935 01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:15,059 My scouts haven't been in this area before, 1936 01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:17,517 and that is an official boy scout compass. 1937 01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:19,386 And those binoculars, believe it or not, 1938 01:28:19,395 --> 01:28:21,455 are for watching birds. 1939 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,003 - For watching birds? 1940 01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:25,929 - That's right. 1941 01:28:25,934 --> 01:28:28,974 - Very clever. 1942 01:28:28,971 --> 01:28:30,941 And you're a scoutmaster? 1943 01:28:30,939 --> 01:28:32,469 - That's right! 1944 01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:43,349 - Tie a sheepshank. 1945 01:28:43,352 --> 01:28:45,092 - A sheepshank. 1946 01:28:45,087 --> 01:28:47,587 - Sheepshank. 1947 01:28:47,589 --> 01:28:49,019 - Lieutenant, I'll level with you. 1948 01:28:49,024 --> 01:28:50,494 The sheepshank is one knot I've never been able 1949 01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:51,992 to tie very well. 1950 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:53,464 Would you settle for a square knot 1951 01:28:53,462 --> 01:28:54,962 or maybe a bowline? 1952 01:28:54,963 --> 01:28:56,463 - Prepare this prisoner for tactical interrogation. 1953 01:28:56,465 --> 01:28:57,955 - Tactical interrogation? 1954 01:28:57,966 --> 01:29:00,426 Lieutenant, this may be some kind of war game 1955 01:29:00,436 --> 01:29:02,596 with you fellas, but I've got a scout troop out there. 1956 01:29:02,604 --> 01:29:04,674 - Process this man and transfer him to command 1957 01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:06,443 along with the other prisoners. 1958 01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:08,482 - We haven't taken any other prisoners, sir. 1959 01:29:08,477 --> 01:29:10,707 - That's an order, sergeant. 1960 01:29:10,713 --> 01:29:13,883 - Yes, sir. 1961 01:29:13,882 --> 01:29:15,952 - Uh... 1962 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,650 - Carry on, men. 1963 01:29:22,624 --> 01:29:25,434 - Shouldn't we wait for Lem? - Has anybody seen him? 1964 01:29:25,427 --> 01:29:26,927 - He's probably down by the creek washing up, 1965 01:29:26,929 --> 01:29:29,659 but he'd want us to go ahead right on time. 1966 01:29:29,665 --> 01:29:31,095 - So raise the flag. I'm hungry. 1967 01:29:31,100 --> 01:29:32,670 - Not until 6:00. 1968 01:29:32,668 --> 01:29:35,468 - Very technical. 1969 01:29:35,471 --> 01:29:37,141 - Okay, it's 6:00. 1970 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:39,609 Attention. 1971 01:29:39,608 --> 01:29:41,438 Ready, tiger? 1972 01:29:41,443 --> 01:29:42,613 One... 1973 01:29:42,611 --> 01:29:44,511 Two... 1974 01:29:44,513 --> 01:29:46,553 Fire. [Cannon fires] 1975 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:49,118 - What was that? - 6:00. 1976 01:29:49,118 --> 01:29:50,518 - Fire. 1977 01:30:08,137 --> 01:30:11,407 [Cannon fire echoing] 1978 01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:21,521 - All I did was pull a cord 1979 01:30:21,517 --> 01:30:23,547 and look what happened. 1980 01:30:23,552 --> 01:30:25,092 - Hey, what are you guys doing up there? 1981 01:30:25,087 --> 01:30:26,447 - What are you doing down there? 1982 01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:28,015 - I've been looking for Lem. 1983 01:30:28,022 --> 01:30:29,592 He's not down at the creek. He's not anywhere. 1984 01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:31,461 [Projectile whistles] 1985 01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:33,040 [Explosion] 1986 01:30:33,044 --> 01:30:34,634 - Never mind Lem! We got to get out of here! 1987 01:30:34,630 --> 01:30:35,760 We're being invaded. 1988 01:30:35,764 --> 01:30:38,004 - They must have come up from Mexico. 1989 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,570 - Or down from Canada. 1990 01:30:39,568 --> 01:30:40,598 - Follow me! 1991 01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:42,442 - Hey, where you going? 1992 01:30:42,438 --> 01:30:44,438 - Don't ask questions! Follow him! 1993 01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:45,710 - Hey, you guys, come back here. 1994 01:30:45,707 --> 01:30:47,737 It's only war games. 1995 01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:55,546 - Wait! 1996 01:30:55,551 --> 01:30:58,021 Go back! Go back! 1997 01:31:01,190 --> 01:31:04,120 - Aah! 1998 01:31:04,126 --> 01:31:05,486 Aah! 1999 01:31:05,494 --> 01:31:07,764 [Explosions] 2000 01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:44,057 - Look out! 2001 01:31:45,868 --> 01:31:47,528 Let's get out of here! 2002 01:31:47,536 --> 01:31:49,566 - Yeah. - Wait for me. 2003 01:31:49,571 --> 01:31:51,741 - Hey, you guys, will you please listen? 2004 01:31:51,740 --> 01:31:54,670 Hey, how can you listen when you're running? 2005 01:31:59,248 --> 01:32:01,678 [Gunfire, explosions] 2006 01:32:22,170 --> 01:32:25,170 - Flour, nothing but flour. 2007 01:32:25,173 --> 01:32:27,173 - Doesn't taste like flour to me. 2008 01:32:27,175 --> 01:32:28,675 Tastes like something poisonous. 2009 01:32:28,677 --> 01:32:30,177 - Cyanide. 2010 01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:33,981 - Here he comes again. 2011 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,620 - Hey, come on, you dope! 2012 01:32:40,622 --> 01:32:41,762 [Scouts shouting] 2013 01:32:54,169 --> 01:32:56,239 [Overlapping shouting] 2014 01:33:06,748 --> 01:33:09,818 [Coughing] 2015 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:13,950 - Whatever it is. 2016 01:33:13,956 --> 01:33:15,956 - What kind of place is this anyway? 2017 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:17,818 - An enemy fort. - You think? 2018 01:33:17,826 --> 01:33:20,226 - Yeah, and maybe they're coming back. 2019 01:33:20,228 --> 01:33:21,828 All: Coming back? 2020 01:33:21,830 --> 01:33:23,600 - We got to get out of here. 2021 01:33:23,599 --> 01:33:25,699 - Shut up, you guys. There's a message coming through. 2022 01:33:25,701 --> 01:33:26,701 All: A message? 2023 01:33:26,702 --> 01:33:28,272 - What's it say, Harry? 2024 01:33:28,269 --> 01:33:29,839 - I don't know. Ollie, you know morse code. 2025 01:33:29,838 --> 01:33:31,138 What's it saying? 2026 01:33:31,139 --> 01:33:32,669 [Telegraph clicking] 2027 01:33:32,674 --> 01:33:34,274 - It's saying, 2028 01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:38,376 "post four answer." 2029 01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:40,250 - Well, go ahead, answer. 2030 01:33:40,248 --> 01:33:41,718 - Well, what do I say? 2031 01:33:41,717 --> 01:33:43,947 - Just say-- just say hello. 2032 01:33:43,952 --> 01:33:46,192 - [Clicking] 2033 01:33:48,924 --> 01:33:50,624 - They said what? 2034 01:33:50,626 --> 01:33:53,256 - "Hello, hello, hello." 2035 01:33:53,261 --> 01:33:55,401 - Hello, hello what? 2036 01:33:55,397 --> 01:33:56,927 - Just hello. 2037 01:33:56,932 --> 01:33:59,732 - Tell them to identify. 2038 01:33:59,735 --> 01:34:02,395 - [Clicking] 2039 01:34:02,404 --> 01:34:04,404 - "Identify." 2040 01:34:04,406 --> 01:34:06,666 - Well, go ahead, identify. 2041 01:34:06,675 --> 01:34:08,335 - Yeah, tell them who we are. 2042 01:34:08,343 --> 01:34:10,413 - [Clicking] 2043 01:34:12,781 --> 01:34:15,281 - Hawk... 2044 01:34:15,283 --> 01:34:17,653 Patrol... 2045 01:34:17,653 --> 01:34:22,993 B.S.A... 2046 01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:24,661 Hickory? 2047 01:34:24,660 --> 01:34:26,760 - Boy, have they got a code. 2048 01:34:26,762 --> 01:34:28,762 That bunker's been captured. 2049 01:34:28,764 --> 01:34:30,734 Contact tank command to blue fox 2050 01:34:30,732 --> 01:34:32,832 and tell them to counterattack immediately. 2051 01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:34,904 - [Clicking] 2052 01:34:34,903 --> 01:34:36,873 - [Clicking] 2053 01:34:36,872 --> 01:34:38,912 - Come on, Ollie. It's our last chance. 2054 01:34:38,907 --> 01:34:40,737 - They just won't answer anymore. 2055 01:34:40,742 --> 01:34:41,742 - Keep trying. 2056 01:34:41,743 --> 01:34:43,243 - Maybe they use a different code 2057 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,405 on account of Samuel morse was an American. 2058 01:34:45,414 --> 01:34:46,884 - Hey, shut up, tiger. 2059 01:34:46,882 --> 01:34:49,282 Keep trying. Send s.O.S. Or something. 2060 01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:52,324 - Holy jumping blue-eyed cow. 2061 01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:54,090 - What is it, Jimmy? 2062 01:34:54,088 --> 01:34:55,858 - It's a tank with a Cannon on the front of it. 2063 01:34:55,857 --> 01:34:57,317 All: A tank? 2064 01:34:57,325 --> 01:34:58,925 - With a Cannon on the front of it? 2065 01:34:58,927 --> 01:35:01,697 - It's a tank, all right. 2066 01:35:05,267 --> 01:35:07,067 - Is that a real Cannon? 2067 01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:15,782 It's a real Cannon, all right. 2068 01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:20,410 - We're under attack. 2069 01:35:20,415 --> 01:35:22,875 [All shouting] 2070 01:35:22,884 --> 01:35:24,284 - Let me think! 2071 01:35:24,286 --> 01:35:25,716 This can't be for real. 2072 01:35:25,721 --> 01:35:26,821 - What are these things? 2073 01:35:26,822 --> 01:35:28,422 - Maybe it is. 2074 01:35:31,827 --> 01:35:33,257 - Who did that? 2075 01:35:33,261 --> 01:35:35,361 - I did it. 2076 01:35:35,363 --> 01:35:38,363 - Hit another one, Ollie. 2077 01:35:38,366 --> 01:35:39,896 - I did it again! 2078 01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:42,101 - We're counterattacking. Fire number three. 2079 01:35:42,104 --> 01:35:43,504 [Explosion] 2080 01:35:43,505 --> 01:35:45,905 - And number four! Hit it, Ollie! 2081 01:35:45,907 --> 01:35:47,967 Yeah! 2082 01:35:53,381 --> 01:35:55,121 [Overlapping chatter] 2083 01:35:55,117 --> 01:35:57,377 [Cheering] 2084 01:35:57,385 --> 01:35:59,515 - Our tank is falling back, sir. 2085 01:35:59,521 --> 01:36:01,091 They're under heavy attack. 2086 01:36:01,089 --> 01:36:04,059 - Tell them they can't retreat. This is fighting. 2087 01:36:04,059 --> 01:36:05,489 - [Clicking] 2088 01:36:05,494 --> 01:36:08,534 [Excited chatter] 2089 01:36:08,530 --> 01:36:09,930 - Look. 2090 01:36:15,470 --> 01:36:17,000 - It's coming back. 2091 01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:19,465 - Blow it up again, Ollie. 2092 01:36:19,474 --> 01:36:21,344 - I pushed all the buttons. 2093 01:36:21,343 --> 01:36:22,513 - Push them again. 2094 01:36:22,511 --> 01:36:25,011 [Overlapping chatter] 2095 01:36:25,013 --> 01:36:27,413 - Hey, look. Maybe this'll work. 2096 01:36:27,415 --> 01:36:28,945 - Let me see, Duke. 2097 01:36:28,950 --> 01:36:31,450 [Gunfire] 2098 01:36:35,023 --> 01:36:36,423 Did I stop them? 2099 01:36:36,424 --> 01:36:38,124 - No, they're still coming! 2100 01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:40,026 - What do we do now, Harry? - I don't know. 2101 01:36:40,028 --> 01:36:41,488 How should I know? - What does this mean, Ollie? 2102 01:36:41,496 --> 01:36:42,956 - How should I know? 2103 01:36:42,964 --> 01:36:44,434 You ask me, I think we should surrender. 2104 01:36:44,432 --> 01:36:45,872 - It's got to be something. 2105 01:36:59,548 --> 01:37:00,908 - Did I do that? 2106 01:37:03,451 --> 01:37:07,051 - Hey! What's the matter with you guys in there, huh? 2107 01:37:07,055 --> 01:37:09,155 What are you, crazy? 2108 01:37:15,463 --> 01:37:17,933 - Okay, tag them all prisoners. 2109 01:37:17,933 --> 01:37:19,933 Tactically captured by counterattack 2110 01:37:19,935 --> 01:37:21,495 in this bunker here. - Captured? 2111 01:37:21,503 --> 01:37:24,173 Hey, we knocked out this position an hour ago. 2112 01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:28,072 - Are you arguing with the decision of an umpire, sir? 2113 01:37:28,076 --> 01:37:30,476 - I'm not arguing! I'm telling! 2114 01:37:30,478 --> 01:37:32,078 This bunker's been neutralized. 2115 01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:33,510 You're gonna have to change your decision. 2116 01:37:33,515 --> 01:37:35,545 - I don't change nothing, sir. 2117 01:37:35,550 --> 01:37:37,300 - You giving me lip, sergeant? 2118 01:37:37,301 --> 01:37:39,051 - Knock if off, sir, or I'll throw you out of the game. 2119 01:37:39,054 --> 01:37:40,424 - Throw me out? - Yeah! 2120 01:37:40,422 --> 01:37:41,622 - Kill the umpire. - Who said that? 2121 01:37:41,623 --> 01:37:43,123 I'll throw out the whole bunch of you. 2122 01:37:43,124 --> 01:37:44,864 - Atta boy, sarge. - Who's gonna throw who out? 2123 01:37:44,860 --> 01:37:46,190 - You shut up. You're dead. 2124 01:37:46,194 --> 01:37:48,034 The decision of the umpire stands. 2125 01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:49,099 - Oh, come on, now! 2126 01:37:49,097 --> 01:37:52,497 - It stands. 2127 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:54,630 Okay, all personnel in the bunker, 2128 01:37:54,636 --> 01:37:56,166 come on out. 2129 01:37:56,171 --> 01:37:58,941 You've captured this tank here. 2130 01:38:06,615 --> 01:38:09,615 - Boy scouts? 2131 01:38:09,618 --> 01:38:12,188 - Did he say we captured that tank? 2132 01:38:12,187 --> 01:38:14,587 - That's what he said. 2133 01:38:14,589 --> 01:38:15,889 [All cheering] 2134 01:38:19,995 --> 01:38:21,655 - Hey, mister, do we get to keep the tank 2135 01:38:21,663 --> 01:38:25,433 or do we have to give it back after the war? 2136 01:38:25,433 --> 01:38:28,133 - All right, what's your decision now, ump? 2137 01:38:28,136 --> 01:38:31,536 - Boy scouts, girl scouts, my decision still stands. 2138 01:38:31,539 --> 01:38:33,569 You're captured. That's it. 2139 01:38:36,611 --> 01:38:39,251 Boys: ¶ follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2140 01:38:39,247 --> 01:38:42,017 ¶ when you think you're really beat ¶ 2141 01:38:42,017 --> 01:38:44,047 ¶ that's the time to lift your feet ¶ 2142 01:38:44,052 --> 01:38:45,552 ¶ and follow me, boys ¶ 2143 01:38:45,553 --> 01:38:47,553 ¶ follow me ¶ 2144 01:38:47,555 --> 01:38:51,055 - hey, sergeant, come out here and take a look. 2145 01:38:51,059 --> 01:38:52,689 - What? 2146 01:38:52,694 --> 01:38:54,564 Where do you think you're going? 2147 01:38:54,562 --> 01:38:56,162 [Singing continues] 2148 01:38:56,164 --> 01:38:57,304 - What's that? 2149 01:38:57,299 --> 01:39:00,199 Boys: ¶ follow me, boys ¶ 2150 01:39:00,201 --> 01:39:02,001 - my boy scouts. 2151 01:39:02,003 --> 01:39:04,073 - What's that? 2152 01:39:04,072 --> 01:39:05,312 - That's his boy scouts. 2153 01:39:05,307 --> 01:39:07,167 - Boy scouts? 2154 01:39:07,175 --> 01:39:09,935 Boys: ¶ and follow me ¶ 2155 01:39:09,945 --> 01:39:12,305 ¶ follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2156 01:39:12,314 --> 01:39:13,934 - boy scouts. 2157 01:39:13,931 --> 01:39:15,551 - That's what I've been trying to tell you. 2158 01:39:15,550 --> 01:39:18,550 - What do we do with him now, lieutenant? 2159 01:39:18,553 --> 01:39:21,253 - Show him how to tie a sheepshank and let him go. 2160 01:39:21,256 --> 01:39:22,516 - Let me out of here, sergeant. 2161 01:39:22,524 --> 01:39:26,194 Boys: ¶ put them down and follow me ¶ 2162 01:39:26,194 --> 01:39:27,634 ¶ ¶ 2163 01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:28,699 - hi, Lem! 2164 01:39:28,697 --> 01:39:30,057 - Hi, guys! 2165 01:39:30,065 --> 01:39:31,625 Boy, am I glad to see you. 2166 01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:34,103 What are you doing up there? 2167 01:39:34,102 --> 01:39:35,602 - And I did it, Lem. 2168 01:39:35,603 --> 01:39:37,673 I started the whole war. I pulled the string. 2169 01:39:37,672 --> 01:39:39,742 [Overlapping chatter] 2170 01:39:56,624 --> 01:39:58,764 - What is it, Lem? What happened? 2171 01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:00,130 - Oh, what-- 2172 01:40:00,128 --> 01:40:01,558 - I don't know, guys. 2173 01:40:01,563 --> 01:40:03,333 - Well, what about all our stuff in the cabin? 2174 01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:05,601 [Overlapping talking] 2175 01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:07,630 - Don't worry about it. It will be all right. 2176 01:40:07,635 --> 01:40:09,295 - You think this could be on the count of us 2177 01:40:09,304 --> 01:40:10,704 capturing that tank, Lem? 2178 01:40:10,705 --> 01:40:12,065 - Don't be a dork. 2179 01:40:12,073 --> 01:40:13,713 Somebody legal wants us out of here. 2180 01:40:13,708 --> 01:40:15,108 Isn't that right, Lem? 2181 01:40:15,110 --> 01:40:16,580 - That's the way it looks, Harry, yeah. 2182 01:40:16,578 --> 01:40:17,928 - Yeah, but why, Lem? 2183 01:40:17,928 --> 01:40:19,278 - I just don't know, Duke. 2184 01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:20,650 [All chattering] 2185 01:40:20,648 --> 01:40:22,718 [Car horn honks] 2186 01:40:34,629 --> 01:40:35,699 Mrs. seibert. 2187 01:40:35,697 --> 01:40:37,297 - Lemuel. Boys. 2188 01:40:37,298 --> 01:40:39,268 Boys: Hello, Mrs. seibert. 2189 01:40:39,267 --> 01:40:42,637 - I couldn't believe it. 2190 01:40:42,637 --> 01:40:44,237 Ralph said he was going to do it, 2191 01:40:44,239 --> 01:40:46,739 but I just didn't believe him. 2192 01:40:46,741 --> 01:40:49,641 You're Charlie Davis' boy. Oliver, isn't it? 2193 01:40:49,644 --> 01:40:51,414 - Yes, ma'am. 2194 01:40:51,413 --> 01:40:53,383 - And you're Duke. - Yes, ma'am. 2195 01:40:53,381 --> 01:40:55,821 - Jimmy. - Yes, ma'am. 2196 01:40:55,817 --> 01:40:57,277 - And you're-- 2197 01:40:57,285 --> 01:40:59,785 - Virgil Higgins, ma'am. But my name is tiger. 2198 01:40:59,788 --> 01:41:04,158 - Oh, I wanted it to be a surprise. 2199 01:41:04,159 --> 01:41:06,289 - You wanted what to be a surprise, Mrs. seibert? 2200 01:41:06,294 --> 01:41:09,204 - I was going to give you this lake. 2201 01:41:09,197 --> 01:41:11,157 - Give it to us? 2202 01:41:11,166 --> 01:41:14,666 - Lemuel, do you think I'm mentally unbalanced? 2203 01:41:14,669 --> 01:41:16,399 - You? 2204 01:41:16,404 --> 01:41:18,144 Why, certainly not. 2205 01:41:18,139 --> 01:41:19,709 - Well, my nephew says I am 2206 01:41:19,707 --> 01:41:22,407 just because I want to give away my own property. 2207 01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:24,840 He's asked the court to appoint a guardian 2208 01:41:24,846 --> 01:41:27,646 to manage my financial affairs. 2209 01:41:27,649 --> 01:41:29,379 There's to be a hearing in two weeks 2210 01:41:29,384 --> 01:41:31,784 on my mental competency. 2211 01:41:31,786 --> 01:41:34,386 Now, what would you do if you were me? 2212 01:41:34,389 --> 01:41:37,189 - Well, the first thing I'd do is punch him in the nose. 2213 01:41:37,192 --> 01:41:38,832 But if I were you, Mrs. seibert, 2214 01:41:38,827 --> 01:41:41,327 I'd fight him legally all the way. 2215 01:41:41,329 --> 01:41:44,359 - That's just what I'm going to do. 2216 01:41:49,737 --> 01:41:52,207 Oh, lemuel, will you help me? 2217 01:41:52,207 --> 01:41:54,367 - Any way I can. 2218 01:41:54,375 --> 01:41:55,705 - Thank you. 2219 01:41:55,710 --> 01:41:57,280 Good-bye, lemuel. 2220 01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:58,878 - Good-bye, Mrs. seibert. - Good-bye, boys. 2221 01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:00,380 Boys: Bye, Mrs. seibert. 2222 01:42:00,381 --> 01:42:02,451 - Thank you. 2223 01:42:11,359 --> 01:42:14,659 - She was gonna give us the whole lake. 2224 01:42:14,662 --> 01:42:17,502 Guess that would sound kind of wacky, wouldn't it? 2225 01:42:21,169 --> 01:42:22,399 - And it is our further contention, your honor, 2226 01:42:22,403 --> 01:42:24,373 that the increasing burden of years 2227 01:42:24,372 --> 01:42:26,212 has visibly affected Mrs. seibert's judgment 2228 01:42:26,207 --> 01:42:28,237 and financial responsibility, 2229 01:42:28,243 --> 01:42:31,143 that the management of her not unsizable fortune 2230 01:42:31,146 --> 01:42:32,406 has become increasingly clouded 2231 01:42:32,413 --> 01:42:34,153 with her eccentric decisions... 2232 01:42:34,149 --> 01:42:35,449 - What's going on? 2233 01:42:35,450 --> 01:42:37,400 - Hasty formulations, 2234 01:42:37,401 --> 01:42:39,351 and inconsiderate financial commitments. 2235 01:42:39,354 --> 01:42:41,494 Now, in support of these contentions, your honor, 2236 01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,389 we have heard witnesses who have observed 2237 01:42:43,391 --> 01:42:45,891 Mrs. seibert's behavior over a long period of years. 2238 01:42:45,894 --> 01:42:48,334 - Ralph, stop biting your fingernails. 2239 01:42:48,329 --> 01:42:50,409 [Laughter] 2240 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:52,504 My sister used to put mustard on his nails when he was little. 2241 01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:54,270 - Your honor. 2242 01:42:54,269 --> 01:42:58,539 - Mrs. seibert, may we let counsel sum up? 2243 01:42:58,540 --> 01:43:01,770 - Oh, of course. Go right ahead, young man. 2244 01:43:01,776 --> 01:43:04,276 - Thank you. 2245 01:43:04,279 --> 01:43:05,879 We have heard from Mrs. Collins, 2246 01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:08,450 who testified that as far back as 1926 2247 01:43:08,449 --> 01:43:09,779 she visited the lake 2248 01:43:09,784 --> 01:43:12,294 and was invited into a nonexistent kitchen. 2249 01:43:12,287 --> 01:43:14,317 - He bit me once when he was seven. 2250 01:43:14,322 --> 01:43:16,922 [Laughter] 2251 01:43:16,925 --> 01:43:19,855 - And Mr. Johnson, who testified that he was hired 2252 01:43:19,861 --> 01:43:22,331 to remove a tree because it blocked the view 2253 01:43:22,330 --> 01:43:25,460 from a nonexistent veranda. 2254 01:43:25,466 --> 01:43:28,326 Now, your honor, as much as my client regrets it, 2255 01:43:28,336 --> 01:43:31,936 we must submit that Mrs. seibert suffers from hallucinations, 2256 01:43:31,940 --> 01:43:34,510 that she is not able to determine financial values 2257 01:43:34,509 --> 01:43:37,379 as manifested by her capricious decision 2258 01:43:37,378 --> 01:43:38,908 to give a half-a-million-dollar property 2259 01:43:38,913 --> 01:43:40,253 to a few dozen boy scouts. 2260 01:43:40,248 --> 01:43:42,478 - Hallucinations? 2261 01:43:42,483 --> 01:43:43,853 - For her own good, your honor, 2262 01:43:43,851 --> 01:43:45,521 we ask that a guardian be appointed 2263 01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:48,290 to manage the affairs of Hetty cutler seibert. 2264 01:43:48,289 --> 01:43:50,459 [Crowd murmuring] 2265 01:43:50,458 --> 01:43:52,458 - Young man, you are a popinjay. 2266 01:43:52,460 --> 01:43:54,560 - Aunt Hetty. 2267 01:43:54,562 --> 01:43:57,262 - And you are an employer of popinjays. 2268 01:43:57,265 --> 01:43:58,495 [Laughter] 2269 01:43:58,499 --> 01:44:00,229 [Gavel bangs] 2270 01:44:02,503 --> 01:44:04,843 - Your honor. - Yes, Mr. siddons? 2271 01:44:04,839 --> 01:44:07,569 - Things have been moving along here pretty fast, 2272 01:44:07,575 --> 01:44:09,375 and nobody has heard Mrs. seibert 2273 01:44:09,377 --> 01:44:10,877 in her own defense. 2274 01:44:10,878 --> 01:44:13,348 Now, as a prospective trustee of the lake property 2275 01:44:13,348 --> 01:44:15,878 and an interested party to this action, 2276 01:44:15,883 --> 01:44:18,283 I'd like to ask a few questions, 2277 01:44:18,286 --> 01:44:19,816 if our counsel will permit. 2278 01:44:19,821 --> 01:44:21,551 - I have no objections, your honor. 2279 01:44:21,556 --> 01:44:23,016 - Well, I have, your honor. 2280 01:44:23,023 --> 01:44:24,493 If it please the court, this is highly improper. 2281 01:44:24,492 --> 01:44:26,962 - This is not a trial, Mr. Cooper. 2282 01:44:26,961 --> 01:44:29,561 I see no reason why Mr. siddons' questions 2283 01:44:29,564 --> 01:44:32,004 would topple the pillars of justice. 2284 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,400 Mrs. seibert, would you please take the stand 2285 01:44:35,403 --> 01:44:37,443 and be sworn in? 2286 01:44:37,438 --> 01:44:39,968 - Isn't Lem just wonderful? 2287 01:44:39,974 --> 01:44:41,874 - He hasn't said anything yet. 2288 01:44:41,876 --> 01:44:44,576 - Shh. 2289 01:44:44,579 --> 01:44:48,049 - Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you may give 2290 01:44:48,049 --> 01:44:50,479 in the cause now pending before this court 2291 01:44:50,485 --> 01:44:52,285 shall be the truth, the whole truth, 2292 01:44:52,287 --> 01:44:53,487 and nothing but the truth? 2293 01:44:53,488 --> 01:44:54,648 - Of course I do. 2294 01:44:54,656 --> 01:44:55,986 - State your name, please. 2295 01:44:55,990 --> 01:44:58,390 - Now, Charlie. - Just for the record. 2296 01:44:58,393 --> 01:45:00,833 - Hetty cutler seibert. 2297 01:45:00,828 --> 01:45:04,458 - Thank you. 2298 01:45:04,465 --> 01:45:06,925 - All right, Mr. siddons, proceed. 2299 01:45:06,934 --> 01:45:09,874 - Thank you, your honor. 2300 01:45:09,871 --> 01:45:14,371 Mrs. seibert, do you know what an hallucination is? 2301 01:45:14,375 --> 01:45:16,635 - Anybody knows that. 2302 01:45:16,644 --> 01:45:20,554 It's a psychotic condition marked by delusion 2303 01:45:20,548 --> 01:45:23,548 and loss of contact with reality. 2304 01:45:23,551 --> 01:45:24,551 Isn't that correct? 2305 01:45:24,552 --> 01:45:25,892 - Oh, yes, yes. 2306 01:45:25,887 --> 01:45:27,517 I'd say that was a reasonable description. 2307 01:45:27,522 --> 01:45:29,522 Now, Mrs. seibert, 2308 01:45:29,524 --> 01:45:31,594 Mrs. Collins and others have testified 2309 01:45:31,592 --> 01:45:34,632 that you often sat alone out at the lake, 2310 01:45:34,629 --> 01:45:36,529 usually on the steps of the cottage. 2311 01:45:36,531 --> 01:45:38,861 - No one is ever alone 2312 01:45:38,866 --> 01:45:40,866 who has something good to remember. 2313 01:45:40,868 --> 01:45:42,028 - No, of course not. 2314 01:45:42,036 --> 01:45:43,866 Now, Mrs. seibert, 2315 01:45:43,871 --> 01:45:46,871 I'm going to ask you a blunt question. 2316 01:45:46,874 --> 01:45:49,914 Do you believe that a cottage now exists at the lake? 2317 01:45:52,413 --> 01:45:56,083 Mrs. seibert? 2318 01:45:56,084 --> 01:45:58,924 - Only in my memory, lemuel. 2319 01:46:00,922 --> 01:46:03,692 - Mrs. seibert, 2320 01:46:03,691 --> 01:46:07,091 if a cottage does not now exist at the lake, 2321 01:46:07,095 --> 01:46:09,625 what happened to it? 2322 01:46:13,501 --> 01:46:15,701 - It burned to the ground... 2323 01:46:15,703 --> 01:46:19,473 September 26, 2324 01:46:19,474 --> 01:46:23,084 1918. 2325 01:46:23,077 --> 01:46:25,747 Two days... 2326 01:46:27,915 --> 01:46:29,945 - Two days after you learned that both your sons 2327 01:46:29,951 --> 01:46:32,081 had been killed in action in France. 2328 01:46:34,389 --> 01:46:35,589 - Yes. 2329 01:46:35,590 --> 01:46:37,720 - Your honor, he's leading the witness. 2330 01:46:37,725 --> 01:46:39,525 - Quite skillfully too. 2331 01:46:39,527 --> 01:46:42,157 Mr. siddons, please do not lead the witness. 2332 01:46:42,163 --> 01:46:44,063 - Of course not, your honor. 2333 01:46:44,065 --> 01:46:46,525 Now, Mrs. seibert, 2334 01:46:46,534 --> 01:46:49,074 the cottage was a very special place. 2335 01:46:49,070 --> 01:46:51,970 I mean, it meant a great deal to your boys, didn't it? 2336 01:46:54,942 --> 01:46:56,542 - Yes. 2337 01:46:56,544 --> 01:47:01,154 My boys played there many years. 2338 01:47:01,149 --> 01:47:06,449 That's why when you brought the scouts to the lake, 2339 01:47:06,454 --> 01:47:10,694 I could see my boys playing again. 2340 01:47:10,691 --> 01:47:13,691 Oh, I wanted that more than anything-- 2341 01:47:13,694 --> 01:47:17,464 a place where boys could play 2342 01:47:17,465 --> 01:47:19,495 just as my boys did. 2343 01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:22,170 - Your honor, I do not think this is relevant. 2344 01:47:22,170 --> 01:47:24,770 - Well, then why don't we make it relevant? 2345 01:47:24,772 --> 01:47:27,512 Why don't we direct our attention to Mrs. seibert's 2346 01:47:27,508 --> 01:47:30,078 inability to determine financial values. 2347 01:47:30,077 --> 01:47:33,077 Mrs. seibert, you are aware, are you not, 2348 01:47:33,080 --> 01:47:34,650 of the real reason for this hearing? 2349 01:47:34,649 --> 01:47:36,179 - Of course. 2350 01:47:36,184 --> 01:47:38,654 Ralph wants to keep the lake in the family and develop it. 2351 01:47:38,653 --> 01:47:41,093 - Your honor, I must protest. 2352 01:47:41,088 --> 01:47:43,558 - I suppose you must. 2353 01:47:43,558 --> 01:47:45,158 But I wish you wouldn't. 2354 01:47:48,596 --> 01:47:51,056 - Now, Mrs. seibert, 2355 01:47:51,065 --> 01:47:52,795 the development of this property 2356 01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:55,770 was planned as a benefit to the community, of course? 2357 01:47:55,770 --> 01:47:59,040 - Well, more or less as a benefit to Ralph, 2358 01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:01,140 I should say-- a tax shelter. 2359 01:48:01,142 --> 01:48:02,142 [Crowd murmuring] 2360 01:48:02,143 --> 01:48:05,043 - A what? - A tax shelter. 2361 01:48:05,046 --> 01:48:06,546 - Your honor, I cannot see 2362 01:48:06,547 --> 01:48:08,077 where this line of questioning is taking us. 2363 01:48:08,082 --> 01:48:09,722 - Neither do I. 2364 01:48:09,717 --> 01:48:13,117 Certainly sounds interesting. Go ahead. 2365 01:48:13,120 --> 01:48:15,120 - Mrs. seibert, could you explain 2366 01:48:15,122 --> 01:48:16,822 this tax shelter to his honor? 2367 01:48:16,824 --> 01:48:18,824 - Of course. 2368 01:48:18,826 --> 01:48:22,086 It's simply a question of accelerated depreciation 2369 01:48:22,096 --> 01:48:24,126 on development housing, 2370 01:48:24,131 --> 01:48:27,501 assuming a straight-line depreciation rate 2371 01:48:27,502 --> 01:48:29,672 and subsequent sale at book value, 2372 01:48:29,670 --> 01:48:33,740 which would create a capital-gains situation, 2373 01:48:33,741 --> 01:48:38,541 thereby avoiding 75% of normal taxes. 2374 01:48:38,546 --> 01:48:43,176 Permitted under section 1201 of the internal revenue code. 2375 01:48:45,620 --> 01:48:48,890 - Was that clear, your honor? 2376 01:48:48,890 --> 01:48:51,660 - I never heard anything like it. 2377 01:48:51,659 --> 01:48:53,159 - Well, I guess those are all the questions 2378 01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:55,440 I wanted to ask, your honor. 2379 01:48:55,445 --> 01:48:57,725 - Mr. Cooper, you don't have any questions, do you? 2380 01:48:57,732 --> 01:49:00,632 - No, your honor. 2381 01:49:00,635 --> 01:49:02,635 - Good. 2382 01:49:02,637 --> 01:49:04,567 - Mrs. seibert, thank you very much. 2383 01:49:04,572 --> 01:49:06,172 You may step down. 2384 01:49:06,173 --> 01:49:09,813 - Would it help if I'd quote from section 1201 of the code? 2385 01:49:09,810 --> 01:49:13,310 [Applause] 2386 01:49:13,314 --> 01:49:15,554 - Lem did it. He did it. 2387 01:49:15,550 --> 01:49:18,750 - That's the prettiest thing I ever saw. 2388 01:49:18,753 --> 01:49:20,693 [Gavel bangs] 2389 01:49:20,688 --> 01:49:23,288 - Order. Order, please. 2390 01:49:25,927 --> 01:49:28,187 Mr. Hastings, I am going to be charitable 2391 01:49:28,195 --> 01:49:30,325 and give you permission to withdraw your request 2392 01:49:30,331 --> 01:49:34,571 for appointment of a guardian for your aunt, Mrs. seibert. 2393 01:49:34,569 --> 01:49:36,169 Do you wish to make such a withdrawal? 2394 01:49:36,170 --> 01:49:40,670 - Yes, your honor, I do. 2395 01:49:40,675 --> 01:49:44,805 - Petition for appointment of a guardian for Mrs. seibert 2396 01:49:44,812 --> 01:49:46,352 is hereby denied. 2397 01:49:46,347 --> 01:49:47,647 Hearing adjourned. 2398 01:49:47,648 --> 01:49:49,718 [Applause] 2399 01:49:53,588 --> 01:49:55,318 - Way to go, Lem. 2400 01:49:55,323 --> 01:49:57,693 You showed them, Lem. 2401 01:50:04,665 --> 01:50:07,325 - [Playing saxophone] 2402 01:50:07,335 --> 01:50:10,165 - ¶ Happy Birthday to you ¶ 2403 01:50:10,171 --> 01:50:13,311 ¶ Happy Birthday to you ¶ 2404 01:50:13,307 --> 01:50:16,777 ¶ Happy Birthday, dear John ¶ 2405 01:50:16,777 --> 01:50:20,247 ¶ Happy Birthday to you ¶ 2406 01:50:20,247 --> 01:50:21,807 - [continues playing] 2407 01:50:21,816 --> 01:50:24,146 [Both chuckle] 2408 01:50:24,151 --> 01:50:25,991 - Oh, vida, 2409 01:50:25,987 --> 01:50:28,987 didn't I tell you last year no more birthdays? 2410 01:50:28,990 --> 01:50:30,720 - Mm-hmm, you tell me that every year. 2411 01:50:30,725 --> 01:50:32,185 Happy Birthday, dear. 2412 01:50:32,193 --> 01:50:33,393 - Thank you. - Happy Birthday, John. 2413 01:50:33,394 --> 01:50:35,384 - All right, Lem. 2414 01:50:35,379 --> 01:50:37,359 - Now, make a wish and blow out the candle. 2415 01:50:37,365 --> 01:50:39,765 - Make a wish. Well... 2416 01:50:39,767 --> 01:50:42,367 [Inhales deeply] 2417 01:50:42,370 --> 01:50:44,000 Say, how old am I? 2418 01:50:44,005 --> 01:50:45,665 Darned if I remember. 2419 01:50:45,673 --> 01:50:47,743 - And I refuse to tell you. 2420 01:50:47,742 --> 01:50:50,212 - You're the same age you were that morning you hired me 2421 01:50:50,211 --> 01:50:51,641 and not a day older. 2422 01:50:51,646 --> 01:50:54,346 - Oh, good lord, do you remember that morning? 2423 01:50:54,348 --> 01:50:56,178 - Aren't you going to make a wish? 2424 01:50:56,183 --> 01:50:58,753 - You know, I figured you for a regular whippersnapper 2425 01:50:58,753 --> 01:50:59,773 that morning. 2426 01:50:59,770 --> 01:51:00,790 Yeah, but I liked your gall. 2427 01:51:00,788 --> 01:51:02,858 - John. - Yeah? 2428 01:51:02,857 --> 01:51:04,187 I know, make a wish. 2429 01:51:04,191 --> 01:51:06,431 All right. 2430 01:51:06,427 --> 01:51:09,957 Maybe I ought to wish that Lem flunks his bar exam 2431 01:51:09,964 --> 01:51:11,834 next month, hmm? 2432 01:51:11,832 --> 01:51:14,002 The store won't be the same without you, Lem. 2433 01:51:14,001 --> 01:51:17,241 - Well, John, I wouldn't-- 2434 01:51:17,238 --> 01:51:19,408 I wouldn't plan on replacing me right away. 2435 01:51:19,407 --> 01:51:21,437 When whitey comes home, 2436 01:51:21,442 --> 01:51:23,742 there'll be one professional man in the family, 2437 01:51:23,744 --> 01:51:26,054 and I, uh-- I think maybe that's enough. 2438 01:51:26,047 --> 01:51:28,007 - Lem. 2439 01:51:28,015 --> 01:51:30,715 - Vi, I've had my day in court. 2440 01:51:30,718 --> 01:51:32,248 We both know that. 2441 01:51:32,253 --> 01:51:35,023 - Oh, speaking of whitey, 2442 01:51:35,022 --> 01:51:38,692 you haven't seen the latest, John. 2443 01:51:38,693 --> 01:51:40,793 This was taken on leave in Paris. 2444 01:51:40,795 --> 01:51:42,695 - My, my, that is whitey? 2445 01:51:42,697 --> 01:51:45,027 - He's a captain now. 2446 01:51:45,032 --> 01:51:48,732 - Oh, and, uh, who's she? 2447 01:51:48,736 --> 01:51:52,936 - Oh, name is Nora Thompson. 2448 01:51:52,940 --> 01:51:54,770 - Nora, oh. 2449 01:51:54,775 --> 01:51:56,435 Well, the way she's looking at him, 2450 01:51:56,444 --> 01:51:57,714 you'd think that-- 2451 01:51:57,712 --> 01:51:58,942 - and you'd be right. 2452 01:51:58,946 --> 01:52:01,246 Yes, they're head over heels. 2453 01:52:01,248 --> 01:52:03,478 - My, my, where does time go? 2454 01:52:03,484 --> 01:52:06,454 [Chuckles] Yesterday he was snitching penny candy, 2455 01:52:06,454 --> 01:52:08,794 and now look at him. 2456 01:52:08,789 --> 01:52:10,989 Look at me, another birthday. 2457 01:52:10,991 --> 01:52:12,491 [Chuckles] 2458 01:52:12,493 --> 01:52:15,033 Well... 2459 01:52:15,029 --> 01:52:17,259 Oh, I'm sorry, vida. 2460 01:52:17,264 --> 01:52:19,834 - Oh, that's all right. Make a wish anyway. 2461 01:52:19,834 --> 01:52:21,834 - No, I don't have to. 2462 01:52:21,836 --> 01:52:23,466 I've already got it. 2463 01:52:23,471 --> 01:52:26,841 All I'd ever wish is to be with good friends, 2464 01:52:26,841 --> 01:52:28,971 like you and Lem. 2465 01:52:28,976 --> 01:52:30,436 [Phone rings] 2466 01:52:30,444 --> 01:52:31,984 - Oh, I'll get it. 2467 01:52:31,978 --> 01:52:33,508 Go ahead and cut the cake, but wait for me. 2468 01:52:33,514 --> 01:52:36,054 - All right. [Ringing continues] 2469 01:52:36,050 --> 01:52:38,520 - Hello. Oh, hello, Mrs. seibert. 2470 01:52:38,519 --> 01:52:41,389 How-- 2471 01:52:41,388 --> 01:52:44,988 what? 2472 01:52:44,992 --> 01:52:47,062 When? 2473 01:52:49,764 --> 01:52:52,834 Oh, yes, we will. 2474 01:52:52,833 --> 01:52:55,773 Yes, I'll call you back. Thank you. 2475 01:52:55,770 --> 01:52:57,540 Thank you. 2476 01:52:57,538 --> 01:52:59,268 - All right. 2477 01:52:59,272 --> 01:53:01,012 - It's president Truman from the white house. 2478 01:53:01,008 --> 01:53:02,938 - What? - On the radio. 2479 01:53:02,943 --> 01:53:05,043 They surrendered. 2480 01:53:05,045 --> 01:53:07,375 The war is over, Lem. - What? 2481 01:53:07,381 --> 01:53:09,411 - The war is over. 2482 01:53:09,416 --> 01:53:12,376 The cease-fire was this morning. 2483 01:53:12,386 --> 01:53:15,416 - Here, l-let me get it. 2484 01:53:15,422 --> 01:53:17,562 - Hopes of all America-- 2485 01:53:17,558 --> 01:53:20,458 indeed of all the civilized world-- 2486 01:53:20,461 --> 01:53:24,401 are centered tonight on thebattleship Missouri. 2487 01:53:24,398 --> 01:53:28,098 There, on that small piece of American soil 2488 01:53:28,102 --> 01:53:30,442 anchored in Tokyo harbor, 2489 01:53:30,437 --> 01:53:34,567 the Japanese have just officially laid down their arms. 2490 01:53:34,575 --> 01:53:39,475 They have signed terms of unconditional surrender. 2491 01:53:39,480 --> 01:53:42,480 [Upbeat music] 2492 01:53:42,483 --> 01:53:50,593 ¶ ¶ 2493 01:53:50,591 --> 01:53:52,591 - whitey. 2494 01:53:52,593 --> 01:53:55,163 Whitey! 2495 01:53:55,162 --> 01:53:56,162 - Vida! 2496 01:53:56,163 --> 01:53:58,003 - Oh, my dear. 2497 01:53:57,998 --> 01:53:59,968 - Hey, whitey. - Lem! 2498 01:53:59,967 --> 01:54:01,827 - It's good to see you, boy. 2499 01:54:01,836 --> 01:54:03,536 - Oh, it's good to be home. - Oh, you look fine. 2500 01:54:03,537 --> 01:54:06,537 Doesn't he look fine? - Oh, you look just fine. 2501 01:54:06,540 --> 01:54:09,170 - Nora. 2502 01:54:09,176 --> 01:54:10,836 Nora, here they are, 2503 01:54:10,845 --> 01:54:13,475 the two greatest-- 2504 01:54:13,480 --> 01:54:15,610 well, meet my family. 2505 01:54:15,616 --> 01:54:18,946 Family, meet the bride. 2506 01:54:18,953 --> 01:54:21,393 - Bride? 2507 01:54:21,388 --> 01:54:23,088 Whitey, you big sneaker. 2508 01:54:23,090 --> 01:54:24,520 Congratulations. 2509 01:54:24,525 --> 01:54:26,155 - Thank you. - Wonderful. 2510 01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:27,490 - Why didn't you write? 2511 01:54:27,494 --> 01:54:28,634 - Well, we wanted it to be a surprise. 2512 01:54:28,629 --> 01:54:29,929 - Well, it certainly is. 2513 01:54:29,930 --> 01:54:31,430 - Now, after you kiss the bride, 2514 01:54:31,432 --> 01:54:33,202 we'll go have some breakfast and talk all about it. 2515 01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:34,600 And then we've got to find a house, 2516 01:54:34,602 --> 01:54:35,572 and then I've got to find an office. 2517 01:54:35,569 --> 01:54:36,569 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 2518 01:54:36,570 --> 01:54:39,500 First things first. 2519 01:54:39,506 --> 01:54:41,236 Welcome to our family, Nora. 2520 01:54:41,242 --> 01:54:42,612 - Thank you, Lem. 2521 01:54:42,610 --> 01:54:43,640 I mean Mr. siddons. 2522 01:54:43,644 --> 01:54:44,984 - "Lem" will do fine. 2523 01:54:44,979 --> 01:54:46,609 Well, let's get some breakfast, 2524 01:54:46,614 --> 01:54:48,084 and then we'll get you kids settled, huh? 2525 01:54:48,082 --> 01:54:49,412 - Wait a minute, this is Saturday. 2526 01:54:49,416 --> 01:54:51,266 You have a hike today, don't you? 2527 01:54:51,267 --> 01:54:53,117 - Don't I always have a scout hike on Saturday? 2528 01:54:53,120 --> 01:54:54,650 - We're working on... 2529 01:54:54,655 --> 01:54:57,655 [Upbeat marching music] 2530 01:54:57,658 --> 01:55:05,928 ¶ ¶ 2531 01:55:13,540 --> 01:55:15,140 - hey, that's a pretty big load. 2532 01:55:15,142 --> 01:55:17,912 Don't lift too heavy now, Jimmy. 2533 01:55:27,554 --> 01:55:30,064 - Hey, Lem, you need any help up there? 2534 01:55:30,057 --> 01:55:31,687 - No, I can handle it all right, Frankie. 2535 01:55:31,692 --> 01:55:33,562 Just get that truck unloaded, huh? 2536 01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:41,570 ¶ ¶ 2537 01:55:41,568 --> 01:55:43,698 take 'er easy. 2538 01:55:50,177 --> 01:55:52,237 Yeah. 2539 01:55:56,617 --> 01:55:57,927 - Lem. 2540 01:55:57,934 --> 01:55:59,254 - Hey, Frankie, what's been keeping you? 2541 01:55:59,253 --> 01:56:01,593 - I was delayed in town. 2542 01:56:01,588 --> 01:56:03,318 - Did you pick up that planking? 2543 01:56:03,324 --> 01:56:07,164 - Lem, I've got bad news. 2544 01:56:07,161 --> 01:56:08,491 - Bad news? 2545 01:56:08,495 --> 01:56:09,585 - It's Mr. Hughes. 2546 01:56:09,596 --> 01:56:13,666 Whitey asked me to come and get you. 2547 01:56:19,006 --> 01:56:20,966 - What happened? 2548 01:56:27,348 --> 01:56:32,078 - Now, uh, there is just one more thing, Lem. 2549 01:56:32,086 --> 01:56:34,086 This letter was dictated by Mr. Hughes 2550 01:56:34,088 --> 01:56:35,748 when he became ill several months ago. 2551 01:56:35,756 --> 01:56:39,086 It has been incorporated as part of the will, 2552 01:56:39,093 --> 01:56:43,033 and it's addressed to the two of you. 2553 01:56:43,030 --> 01:56:45,360 "Memorandum to vida and lemuel siddons, 2554 01:56:45,366 --> 01:56:47,766 "beloved friends. 2555 01:56:47,768 --> 01:56:50,538 "Having no family to whom this store could be left, 2556 01:56:50,537 --> 01:56:52,767 "it had been my intention until recently 2557 01:56:52,773 --> 01:56:56,313 to bequeath same to my cat, Arthur III." 2558 01:56:58,645 --> 01:57:01,775 "However, it occurs to me that Arthur doesn't know the stock 2559 01:57:01,782 --> 01:57:05,122 "and would probably lose all the boy scout business, 2560 01:57:05,119 --> 01:57:08,619 "disliking boys as he does. 2561 01:57:08,622 --> 01:57:10,092 "It becomes necessary, therefore, 2562 01:57:10,090 --> 01:57:12,290 "to saddle someone with this store 2563 01:57:12,292 --> 01:57:15,792 "who can run it better than a cat. 2564 01:57:15,796 --> 01:57:18,126 "Although you are somewhat pigheaded, Lem, 2565 01:57:18,132 --> 01:57:20,672 "you have the most wonderful wife in the world, 2566 01:57:20,667 --> 01:57:24,567 "and she should make up for your shortcomings. 2567 01:57:24,571 --> 01:57:26,671 "This store is yours, vida, 2568 01:57:26,673 --> 01:57:28,573 "and yours, Lem. 2569 01:57:28,575 --> 01:57:30,135 "God bless you. 2570 01:57:30,144 --> 01:57:33,154 And don't give Arthur milk. He hates it." 2571 01:57:37,151 --> 01:57:39,381 - Well. 2572 01:57:39,386 --> 01:57:41,586 - There are some papers 2573 01:57:41,588 --> 01:57:43,388 that have to be signed before witnesses. 2574 01:57:43,390 --> 01:57:45,690 Could you two come to my office in the morning? 2575 01:57:45,692 --> 01:57:47,692 - Yes, yes, we can. 2576 01:57:47,694 --> 01:57:50,734 - He sure thought the world of you two. 2577 01:57:52,699 --> 01:57:54,429 Good night, vida. 2578 01:57:54,435 --> 01:57:56,325 Good night, Lem. 2579 01:57:56,336 --> 01:57:57,396 - Thank you, Leo. 2580 01:57:57,404 --> 01:57:58,604 - Good night, Leo. 2581 01:57:58,605 --> 01:57:59,695 Give my best to Mary and the kids. 2582 01:57:59,706 --> 01:58:01,766 - I will. 2583 01:58:04,244 --> 01:58:05,714 - Oh, Lem. 2584 01:58:07,247 --> 01:58:08,847 - Well, all I have to do now 2585 01:58:08,849 --> 01:58:11,749 is run the store better than a cat. 2586 01:58:15,389 --> 01:58:17,819 - Well, better start home. 2587 01:58:17,825 --> 01:58:20,185 - Yeah. 2588 01:58:20,194 --> 01:58:21,194 Oh. 2589 01:58:21,195 --> 01:58:24,095 [Groans] 2590 01:58:25,399 --> 01:58:27,629 - Now, what's the matter, Lem? 2591 01:58:27,634 --> 01:58:29,404 - It's nothing. I, uh--I, uh-- 2592 01:58:29,403 --> 01:58:32,743 I just felt a little tired all of a sudden. 2593 01:58:32,739 --> 01:58:34,869 I'm all right now. 2594 01:58:34,875 --> 01:58:36,335 - I think I'm gonna give whitey a call 2595 01:58:36,343 --> 01:58:37,783 first thing in the morning. 2596 01:58:37,778 --> 01:58:38,878 - You're going to do nothing of the sort, vida. 2597 01:58:38,879 --> 01:58:40,249 There's nothing wrong with me. 2598 01:58:40,247 --> 01:58:41,377 - Yes, there is. 2599 01:58:41,381 --> 01:58:42,851 - I tell you, there isn't. 2600 01:58:42,850 --> 01:58:45,780 - You're pigheaded, just like John said you were. 2601 01:58:45,786 --> 01:58:47,746 - Whitey calls me a mule. 2602 01:58:47,754 --> 01:58:50,824 I think I like that better. 2603 01:59:04,271 --> 01:59:06,771 Well, Nora, what does it say? 2604 01:59:06,773 --> 01:59:09,843 - It says you're an impossible patient. 2605 01:59:09,843 --> 01:59:12,243 - Is it a secret or something? 2606 01:59:12,246 --> 01:59:13,776 What does it say? 2607 01:59:13,780 --> 01:59:14,810 - You wouldn't understand it. 2608 01:59:14,815 --> 01:59:16,715 It's in code-- medical not morse. 2609 01:59:21,522 --> 01:59:23,692 - Well, why don't you say it, whitey? 2610 01:59:23,690 --> 01:59:25,860 The heart, huh? 2611 01:59:25,859 --> 01:59:28,859 Is it bad? 2612 01:59:28,862 --> 01:59:31,262 Whitey, answer me. Is it bad? 2613 01:59:31,265 --> 01:59:33,795 - Lem, I'd say your heart will last 2614 01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:35,700 as long as you live. 2615 01:59:35,702 --> 01:59:36,942 - Well, that's not very funny. 2616 01:59:36,937 --> 01:59:38,897 - Well, it wasn't meant to be funny. 2617 01:59:38,906 --> 01:59:40,806 You're not as young as you were. 2618 01:59:40,807 --> 01:59:43,907 - Well, that's a great medical observation. 2619 01:59:43,911 --> 01:59:45,911 - Lem, these are supposed to be the cautious years. 2620 01:59:45,913 --> 01:59:47,413 If you don't stop overdoing it, 2621 01:59:47,414 --> 01:59:49,384 the next time might be real trouble. 2622 01:59:49,383 --> 01:59:51,483 - All right, first chance I get I'll-- 2623 01:59:51,485 --> 01:59:53,815 vi, what is that? 2624 01:59:53,820 --> 01:59:55,850 - Milk toast. 2625 01:59:55,856 --> 01:59:58,786 - All right, whitey, I'll make a deal with you. 2626 01:59:58,792 --> 02:00:00,262 I'll try to slow down, 2627 02:00:00,260 --> 02:00:02,730 but I'm not going to eat milk toast yet. 2628 02:00:02,729 --> 02:00:04,499 - Slowing down isn't good enough. 2629 02:00:04,498 --> 02:00:05,958 You need a complete rest. 2630 02:00:05,966 --> 02:00:08,196 - Whitey, how can I rest now? 2631 02:00:08,202 --> 02:00:10,302 Who's gonna finish building the camp out at the lake? 2632 02:00:10,304 --> 02:00:11,744 Who's gonna get the free lumber? 2633 02:00:11,738 --> 02:00:12,968 And who's gonna get the free labor? 2634 02:00:12,973 --> 02:00:14,873 Will you both stop "lemming" me? 2635 02:00:14,875 --> 02:00:16,835 Who's gonna see that everything's ready 2636 02:00:16,843 --> 02:00:18,413 for dedication day? 2637 02:00:18,411 --> 02:00:19,981 Who's gonna coordinate all the activities and who-- 2638 02:00:19,980 --> 02:00:21,980 - Lem, the troop committee will handle all that. 2639 02:00:21,982 --> 02:00:24,482 - Oh, the troop committee. They'll gum everything up. 2640 02:00:24,484 --> 02:00:26,824 No, no, I've got to get out there and take charge. 2641 02:00:26,820 --> 02:00:28,990 - You're going to stay right where you are. 2642 02:00:28,989 --> 02:00:30,789 - Lem, you're missing the point. 2643 02:00:30,791 --> 02:00:33,231 You're through taking charge. 2644 02:00:33,227 --> 02:00:34,457 - Says you. 2645 02:00:34,461 --> 02:00:37,001 - No, Lem. 2646 02:00:36,997 --> 02:00:38,357 Says the troop committee. 2647 02:00:38,365 --> 02:00:39,925 - The troop committee! Now, what-- 2648 02:00:39,933 --> 02:00:42,403 - Lem, please. 2649 02:00:42,402 --> 02:00:45,802 Be quiet and listen to him. 2650 02:00:47,941 --> 02:00:49,981 - We all knew how you were pushing yourself 2651 02:00:49,977 --> 02:00:52,407 with those-- those pep pills 2652 02:00:52,412 --> 02:00:54,352 and those patent medicines. 2653 02:00:54,348 --> 02:00:55,548 You'd never quit on your own, 2654 02:00:55,549 --> 02:00:58,579 so we had to make the decision. 2655 02:01:01,888 --> 02:01:03,458 - Whitey, what are you trying to say? 2656 02:01:03,457 --> 02:01:07,987 - Lem, I've already said it. 2657 02:01:07,995 --> 02:01:10,925 You've got to give up the scouts. 2658 02:01:13,867 --> 02:01:15,327 We voted on it a month ago, 2659 02:01:15,335 --> 02:01:17,335 but, well, nobody had the nerve to tell you, 2660 02:01:17,337 --> 02:01:18,837 including me. 2661 02:01:21,508 --> 02:01:22,968 - Kicked out. 2662 02:01:25,045 --> 02:01:26,945 After 20 years, kicked out. 2663 02:01:26,947 --> 02:01:29,647 - Honestly, Lem, they're only doing it for your own good. 2664 02:01:29,650 --> 02:01:31,920 - And nobody's trying to kick you out. 2665 02:01:31,918 --> 02:01:33,318 - Of course not. 2666 02:01:33,320 --> 02:01:34,920 You'll still be a part of the troop. 2667 02:01:34,921 --> 02:01:37,821 We'll always need your advice and experience. 2668 02:01:37,824 --> 02:01:40,664 It's just that you won't have to do anything. 2669 02:01:40,661 --> 02:01:43,931 - You make me sound like I'm 102. 2670 02:01:43,930 --> 02:01:45,930 Who are you going to get to take over? 2671 02:01:45,932 --> 02:01:48,332 - Joe pickens maybe. 2672 02:01:48,335 --> 02:01:50,435 - Joe pickens from troop 1? 2673 02:01:50,437 --> 02:01:51,537 - Well, he's willing. 2674 02:01:51,538 --> 02:01:52,898 - He's just a kid. 2675 02:01:52,906 --> 02:01:55,906 - Lem, he's whitey's age. 2676 02:01:55,909 --> 02:01:57,679 - Oh. 2677 02:01:57,678 --> 02:02:01,378 Well, he's still 13 1/2 in my book. 2678 02:02:01,381 --> 02:02:04,551 - Lem, the troop committee voted on something else. 2679 02:02:04,551 --> 02:02:06,481 As a special tribute to you, 2680 02:02:06,486 --> 02:02:09,546 we're gonna create the title scoutmaster emeritus. 2681 02:02:09,556 --> 02:02:13,386 - Of course, Joe did make eagle scout, didn't he? 2682 02:02:14,928 --> 02:02:16,558 Scoutmaster what? 2683 02:02:16,563 --> 02:02:18,463 - Emeritus. 2684 02:02:18,465 --> 02:02:20,965 - That's not in the manual. 2685 02:02:20,967 --> 02:02:24,037 - Lem, when did your troop do everything by the manual? 2686 02:02:26,707 --> 02:02:28,937 Let's go, dear. 2687 02:02:28,942 --> 02:02:30,342 - Go where? 2688 02:02:30,344 --> 02:02:32,644 - Other patients, sick ones. 2689 02:02:32,646 --> 02:02:33,906 - Good-bye, Lem. 2690 02:02:33,914 --> 02:02:35,514 - We'll be over after dinner, vida. 2691 02:02:35,515 --> 02:02:37,075 And keep him from swinging on the chandelier 2692 02:02:37,084 --> 02:02:38,124 if you can manage. 2693 02:02:38,118 --> 02:02:39,418 - I'll try. 2694 02:02:39,419 --> 02:02:40,619 - Good-bye, Lem. - Good-bye, dear. 2695 02:02:40,620 --> 02:02:42,690 - Good-bye. - Thank you. 2696 02:02:54,368 --> 02:02:58,538 - Vi, just what does emeritus mean? 2697 02:02:58,538 --> 02:03:01,138 - It means you keep the title of scoutmaster 2698 02:03:01,141 --> 02:03:03,711 as a deserved honor. 2699 02:03:03,710 --> 02:03:06,380 - And sit here in my big overstuffed armchair 2700 02:03:06,380 --> 02:03:08,680 while nothing happens out at the camp. 2701 02:03:08,682 --> 02:03:11,152 The roof isn't even on the cabin for dedication day. 2702 02:03:11,151 --> 02:03:13,621 - Lem. - They-- 2703 02:03:13,620 --> 02:03:16,450 okay. 2704 02:03:16,456 --> 02:03:18,916 A deserved honor, huh? 2705 02:03:18,925 --> 02:03:21,955 - And they mean it. 2706 02:03:21,962 --> 02:03:24,062 - Scoutmaster emeritus. 2707 02:03:25,999 --> 02:03:29,529 That doesn't, uh, sound too bad, does it? 2708 02:03:32,939 --> 02:03:35,009 Oh, vi. 2709 02:03:36,710 --> 02:03:39,180 - Lem, it's almost 1:00. 2710 02:03:39,179 --> 02:03:40,749 Hi, Lem, you ready? 2711 02:03:40,747 --> 02:03:41,747 - Yes, we're ready. 2712 02:03:41,748 --> 02:03:43,948 - Ten-hut! 2713 02:03:43,950 --> 02:03:46,180 - Hey, what's this? 2714 02:03:46,186 --> 02:03:49,186 [Bugle plays] 2715 02:03:49,189 --> 02:03:55,059 ¶ ¶ 2716 02:03:55,061 --> 02:03:56,661 - hello, dear. 2717 02:03:56,663 --> 02:03:58,663 - Oh, vida, you look lovely. - Oh, thank you. 2718 02:03:58,665 --> 02:03:59,695 - Let's not overdo it, huh, fellas? 2719 02:03:59,699 --> 02:04:01,099 - How are you, Lem? 2720 02:04:01,101 --> 02:04:02,731 - Well, I'm healthy enough to get myself into a car 2721 02:04:02,736 --> 02:04:04,596 without an honor guard. 2722 02:04:04,604 --> 02:04:06,474 - The dedication committee thought it would look better. 2723 02:04:06,473 --> 02:04:08,173 - Yeah, some dedication. 2724 02:04:08,175 --> 02:04:10,175 You'd think at least one of the old scouts 2725 02:04:10,177 --> 02:04:11,607 would have showed up. 2726 02:04:11,611 --> 02:04:12,741 - Well, maybe they will, dear. 2727 02:04:12,746 --> 02:04:14,106 - Well, if they'd been in town, 2728 02:04:14,114 --> 02:04:17,184 they would have phoned, wouldn't they? 2729 02:04:17,184 --> 02:04:19,024 I'll bet the dedication committee 2730 02:04:19,019 --> 02:04:20,849 didn't even write them a letter. 2731 02:04:20,853 --> 02:04:22,693 - Oh, we wrote them, Lem. Every one of them. 2732 02:04:22,689 --> 02:04:25,659 - Well, probably forgot to put in the date. 2733 02:04:28,028 --> 02:04:31,028 [Bugle plays] 2734 02:04:31,031 --> 02:04:32,801 ¶ ¶ 2735 02:04:32,799 --> 02:04:36,069 [cheering] 2736 02:04:36,069 --> 02:04:38,839 - Excuse me, Lem. I got to get over there. 2737 02:04:38,839 --> 02:04:41,839 [Marching band plays] 2738 02:04:41,842 --> 02:04:50,052 ¶ ¶ 2739 02:05:00,760 --> 02:05:01,760 - good lord. 2740 02:05:01,761 --> 02:05:04,261 Vi, what is it? 2741 02:05:04,264 --> 02:05:06,234 [Cheering] 2742 02:05:06,233 --> 02:05:08,773 - It's Lem siddons day. 2743 02:05:08,768 --> 02:05:10,168 - I just can't believe it. 2744 02:05:10,170 --> 02:05:18,240 ¶ ¶ 2745 02:05:25,685 --> 02:05:26,745 vida, look. 2746 02:05:26,753 --> 02:05:27,893 They're here, 2747 02:05:27,888 --> 02:05:29,748 all the guys from the old troop. 2748 02:05:29,756 --> 02:05:31,056 Hi, fellas! 2749 02:05:31,057 --> 02:05:33,627 [Excited shouting] 2750 02:05:33,627 --> 02:05:35,757 There's quong. Hi, quong. 2751 02:05:35,762 --> 02:05:36,762 And beefy. 2752 02:05:36,763 --> 02:05:39,763 ¶ ¶ 2753 02:05:39,766 --> 02:05:41,826 hi, beefy. Hi, guys. 2754 02:05:41,835 --> 02:05:49,735 ¶ ¶ 2755 02:05:49,743 --> 02:05:51,813 [cheering] 2756 02:06:09,930 --> 02:06:11,260 Vida, it's the governor. 2757 02:06:11,264 --> 02:06:12,934 - Hi, Lem. 2758 02:06:12,933 --> 02:06:15,303 - Hello, hoodoo. 2759 02:06:15,302 --> 02:06:17,342 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 2760 02:06:17,337 --> 02:06:19,197 - Vida. - Hello, dear. 2761 02:06:19,205 --> 02:06:21,155 - Whitey, Nora. - Hi, governor. 2762 02:06:21,156 --> 02:06:23,106 - Had to call off a session of the legislature, but I made it. 2763 02:06:23,109 --> 02:06:24,239 - Good. 2764 02:06:24,244 --> 02:06:25,784 - I'll see you out at the lake, Lem. 2765 02:06:25,779 --> 02:06:27,349 - Yes. 2766 02:06:27,347 --> 02:06:30,617 [Cheering and band continue] 2767 02:06:49,803 --> 02:06:52,873 [Excited chatter] 2768 02:06:58,812 --> 02:07:01,782 - Congratulations, Lem. - Thank you. 2769 02:07:01,781 --> 02:07:03,381 Thank you for coming, Mrs. seibert. 2770 02:07:03,383 --> 02:07:06,253 - Oh, I wouldn't have missed it for the world. 2771 02:07:06,252 --> 02:07:08,652 - Hi, Mrs. seibert. 2772 02:07:12,826 --> 02:07:14,856 - Nice to see you again, governor. 2773 02:07:14,861 --> 02:07:17,201 - Hoodoo. - Hoodoo. 2774 02:07:17,197 --> 02:07:18,657 Hello, dear. 2775 02:07:18,665 --> 02:07:22,825 - May I have your attention? 2776 02:07:22,836 --> 02:07:24,236 Can you hear me back there? 2777 02:07:24,237 --> 02:07:26,767 - Loud and clear, governor! 2778 02:07:26,773 --> 02:07:28,773 - Now, Lem, is gonna cut the tape, friends. 2779 02:07:28,775 --> 02:07:30,775 We'll march across the bridge, 2780 02:07:30,777 --> 02:07:31,907 inspect the camp, 2781 02:07:31,911 --> 02:07:33,311 and have the dedication ceremonies. 2782 02:07:33,313 --> 02:07:35,283 But before all of that, there's one ceremony 2783 02:07:35,281 --> 02:07:37,751 that's been waiting 20 years, 2784 02:07:37,751 --> 02:07:39,181 and it can't wait any longer. 2785 02:07:39,185 --> 02:07:41,645 You remember when we were kids, 2786 02:07:41,655 --> 02:07:43,835 we used to get a kick out of that big book 2787 02:07:43,840 --> 02:07:46,020 that Lem used to lug around, the one with the funny title-- 2788 02:07:46,026 --> 02:07:48,026 jurisprudentia legis. 2789 02:07:48,028 --> 02:07:50,328 - Did you ever finish it, Lem? 2790 02:07:50,330 --> 02:07:51,830 [Laughter] 2791 02:07:51,831 --> 02:07:54,771 - We'd ask him what it was for, and Lem would say, 2792 02:07:54,768 --> 02:07:56,898 "that's so I can be a lawyer someday." 2793 02:07:56,903 --> 02:08:01,443 Well, because of all the time that Lem gave to all of us, 2794 02:08:01,441 --> 02:08:04,311 that "someday" had to be postponed indefinitely, 2795 02:08:04,310 --> 02:08:06,740 but not forever. 2796 02:08:11,718 --> 02:08:13,278 And now, by the authority vested in me 2797 02:08:13,286 --> 02:08:16,446 through the state regents and the university, 2798 02:08:16,456 --> 02:08:18,816 I hereby confer on you, lemuel siddons, 2799 02:08:18,825 --> 02:08:21,455 the honorary degree, doctor of laws. 2800 02:08:21,461 --> 02:08:24,931 [Cheers and applause] 2801 02:08:24,931 --> 02:08:27,771 [Marching band plays for he's a jolly good fellow] 2802 02:08:27,767 --> 02:08:35,867 ¶ ¶ 2803 02:08:35,875 --> 02:08:38,335 - okay, counselor, you're on. 2804 02:08:38,344 --> 02:08:41,414 [Cheers and applause] 2805 02:08:50,490 --> 02:08:52,860 - There are so many things I'd like to say, 2806 02:08:52,859 --> 02:08:54,759 but it's-- 2807 02:08:54,761 --> 02:08:58,101 it's a little hard to talk right now. 2808 02:08:58,098 --> 02:09:02,068 All I can say is thank you... 2809 02:09:02,068 --> 02:09:04,798 For everything. 2810 02:09:04,804 --> 02:09:07,844 I want to thank you, hoodoo, 2811 02:09:07,841 --> 02:09:09,911 and, whitey... 2812 02:09:12,112 --> 02:09:15,382 And, quong, 2813 02:09:15,381 --> 02:09:17,951 and, beefy, 2814 02:09:17,951 --> 02:09:21,121 and, Frankie, and, Mickey, 2815 02:09:21,121 --> 02:09:25,861 all the guys down through the years. 2816 02:09:25,859 --> 02:09:28,759 And I want to thank my wife. 2817 02:09:30,930 --> 02:09:33,000 All of you who've made my life 2818 02:09:32,999 --> 02:09:37,469 the happiest life a man could have. 2819 02:09:37,470 --> 02:09:40,000 And, Mrs. seibert, 2820 02:09:40,006 --> 02:09:42,436 a very special thanks to you 2821 02:09:42,442 --> 02:09:47,082 for making all this possible. 2822 02:09:47,080 --> 02:09:50,920 Well, I, uh-- I guess that's all. 2823 02:09:50,917 --> 02:09:53,917 [Marching band plays for he's a jolly good fellow] 2824 02:09:53,920 --> 02:10:00,420 ¶ ¶ 2825 02:10:00,426 --> 02:10:02,526 - these were made special, Lem. 2826 02:10:02,529 --> 02:10:05,959 - Well, all I can say is they ought to do the job. 2827 02:10:05,965 --> 02:10:08,425 [Laughter] 2828 02:10:12,872 --> 02:10:15,372 [Cheers and applause] 2829 02:10:17,811 --> 02:10:20,081 Well, what do I say now? 2830 02:10:20,079 --> 02:10:22,949 - What you always say, dear. 2831 02:10:22,949 --> 02:10:26,119 - Oh. 2832 02:10:26,119 --> 02:10:30,189 All right, guys, now let's shape it up in there. 2833 02:10:30,190 --> 02:10:31,920 Fall in 2834 02:10:31,925 --> 02:10:33,585 and follow me, boys. 2835 02:10:33,593 --> 02:10:37,033 [Band plays] 2836 02:10:37,030 --> 02:10:40,930 All: ¶ follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2837 02:10:40,934 --> 02:10:43,134 ¶ when you think you're really beat ¶ 2838 02:10:43,136 --> 02:10:44,936 ¶ that's the time to lift your feet ¶ 2839 02:10:44,938 --> 02:10:48,438 ¶ and follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2840 02:10:48,441 --> 02:10:50,611 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 2841 02:10:50,610 --> 02:10:51,980 ¶ and follow me ¶ 2842 02:10:51,978 --> 02:10:53,608 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 2843 02:10:53,613 --> 02:10:54,953 ¶ pick them up ¶ 2844 02:10:54,948 --> 02:10:56,878 ¶ there's a job to do ¶ 2845 02:10:56,883 --> 02:10:58,853 ¶ there's a fight to win ¶ 2846 02:10:58,852 --> 02:11:02,492 ¶ follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2847 02:11:02,488 --> 02:11:04,218 ¶ and it won't be done ¶ 2848 02:11:04,224 --> 02:11:06,524 ¶ till we all pitch in ¶ 2849 02:11:06,526 --> 02:11:11,096 ¶ lift your chin with a grin and follow me ¶ 2850 02:11:11,097 --> 02:11:14,427 ¶ follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2851 02:11:14,434 --> 02:11:16,404 ¶ when you think you're really beat ¶ 2852 02:11:16,402 --> 02:11:18,442 ¶ that's the time to lift your feet ¶ 2853 02:11:18,438 --> 02:11:21,968 ¶ and follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2854 02:11:21,975 --> 02:11:24,105 ¶ pick them up, put them down ¶ 2855 02:11:24,110 --> 02:11:26,110 ¶ and follow me ¶ 2856 02:11:26,112 --> 02:11:30,652 ¶ follow me, boys, follow me ¶ 2857 02:11:30,650 --> 02:11:33,250 captioning by captionmax 2858 02:11:34,305 --> 02:12:34,275 iSubDB.com - fast, modern, simple Subtitles search by drag and drop